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Now I am confused – I thought Aston was the only person from JC who went to his gentleman’s club while his housekeeper prepared his ready cooked meal in the microwave for his return
Surely Crusty Crawler and Aston can not be the one and the same or is there a lengthy queue to be next Aston evening meal warmer upper?
I think I preferred it when I could not see to read these messages but roll on Friday and the day after St Valentines when it will be all over
@j_in_france wrote:
I think I preferred it when I could not see to read these messages but roll on Friday and the day after St Valentines when it will be all over
You can always stop following the thread, you don’t have to wait until Friday.
Drat I have just sussed it all
Crusty Crawler is really Ronnie Corbett and Aston is Eric who gets his Wiltshire Farm Foods ready meals delivered by Sally (who has to be Su)
@jen_jen wrote:
@j_in_france wrote:
I think I preferred it when I could not see to read these messages but roll on Friday and the day after St Valentines when it will be all over
You can always stop following the thread, you don’t have to wait until Friday.
Sod that jen I want to see the final scores and who wins and loses
Typed from the dictations of Mr. R Trawler, esq.
My dearest friend and potential paramour,
I am most humbled by your attentions and I sincerely enjoy our interactions. I would be truly honoured to have had the pleasure of your company for my cyber date. However, it would be most ungentlemanly of me to choose just one lovely lady from the beautiful ensemble before me. You are all lovely in your own unique ways and I cannot, in good faith, favour one treasure over another (and it would be impolite of me to choose several!)
I therefore regretfully inform you that Valentine’s Day, for me, will be spent in the company of my fellow men as we languish in the relative safety of JC Forum 3 of the Gentleman’s club until the wee hours. Should you wish to still converse with me on this day, or indeed subsequent occasions, I shall be overjoyed to see you there, even those of you who subsequently withdrew your applications!
May I take this opportunity to express my delight at your good company and genuine laughs and I hope that you have had as much fun as I have during the course of this application process. Those of you who have the good fortune of having someone to share true Valentine romance with, may you be blessed in the knowledge that your beau is a very (VERY!) lucky man indeed. I myself would have been unworthy of such pleasures but I have relished the opportunity to escape the oppressive walls of the Trawler Estate, albeit briefly, and indulge my fantasies as a lascivious Lothario lavishly lulling the lovely JC ladies into a lair of love with promises of Jiggy, Chocolate and/or other such delights.
Thanks to the braver of the JC chaps too, for their contributions and support and may you be successful in your ongoing endeavours to search for the holy grail of requited love.
Happy Valentine’s Day to one and all.
Rusty x
PS If you would like the safe return of your application form, photographs(s), videos and other enticements, please forward a stamped-addressed envelope to my PA together with a contribution towards the postage costs. (I am essentially a Yorkshireman and, thus, thrift is my middle name).
I would like to Thank Rusty Trawler for starting this post some weeks ago … It has been in my opinion very entertaining I have spent many a tea break reading and giggling over comments and banter from every 1 …. Rusty this really must have taken up some time from ur real world to think up and add such things as ur diary and each file for “Our” entertainment so well done u and a big thanks I have loved reading it all and joining in with the fun !!!
Have a good valentines day to all !!!!
xxx
Close shave I reckon…………I mean, who is to say the women are actually women and the males are actually males eh?! :wink: :lol:
@MONEY PENNY wrote:
I would like to Thank Rusty Trawler for starting this post some weeks ago … It has been in my opinion very entertaining I have spent many a tea break reading and giggling over comments and banter from every 1 …. Rusty this really must have taken up some time from ur real world to think up and add such things as ur diary and each file for “Our” entertainment so well done u and a big thanks I have loved reading it all and joining in with the fun !!!
Have a good valentines day to all !!!!
xxx
Thank you, money honey
That was a lovely thing to say. It’s been fun reading all the posts.
@anc wrote:
Close shave I reckon…………I mean, who is to say the women are actually women and the males are actually males eh?! :wink: :lol:
Lol anc.
You have a good point.
@simplysu wrote:
Typed from the dictations of Mr. R Trawler, esq.
My dearest friend and potential paramour…
Happy Valentine’s Day to one and all.
Rusty x
PS If you would like the safe return of your application form, photographs(s), videos and other enticements, please forward a stamped-addressed envelope to my PA together with a contribution towards the postage costs. (I am essentially a Yorkshireman and, thus, thrift is my middle name).
Thank you Su, for being an all-round jolly good egg, superlative librarian, keeper of jiggy secrets and mostly for composing a letter very few men would have the necessary decency, compassion to write.
Sometimes the conversations in the chatroom and the boards get a bit fraught as we bring our offline angst into the cyber world, but this thread has, for me at least, been a real blast and has shown that with a little bit of mutual respect we can take mickey, be a little bit naughty and no-one need spit their dummy out.
Have a lovely Valentine’s day
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