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14 September, 2005 at 2:16 am #1268
SYMBOL : ILU
ATOMIC NUMBER : 2
ATOMIC WEIGHT : Varies from Couple To couple
POSITION ON PERIODIC TABLE : Close To The Heart
OCCURRENCE : Occurs In highly Reactive State , Colleges Compounds ,Cinema, Halls, Parks and Bus stops!
METHOD OF PREPARATION :
a) : by the action of beauty upon heart. An Exothermic reaction resulting in the higher rate of blood circulation and Faster heart beat!
b) : by the combination of two complex compounds. commonly known as a Boy and a Girl!
CATALYST USED : Friends, Cousins, Movies, Restaurants and a highly active imagination!REDUCING AGENTS : Parents, Teachers, Neighbors and Society!
GIRL + PARENTS —> EXPLOSION + LOSS OF SALINE WATER FROM TEAR GLANDS
BOY + REDUCING AGENT —> REBELLIONS
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES :
a) : Gas at human temperature
b) : COLOR : Varying shades of Pink
c) : ODOR : Strong enough to sweep one off one’s feet
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES :
a) : ACTION ON SCIENTISTS : LOVE + SCIENTIST —> PHILOSOPHERb) : ACTION ON TEENAGERS : LOVE + TEENAGER —> POET
c) : REACTS VIGOROUSLY WITH SUPPRESSION
d) : CANNOT BE DISSOCIATED BY USE OF “SOLID” AND “BEAT” ENERGY
USES :
a) : HELPS IN FOOD ECONOMY : As One Is In LOVE ..forgets to EAT and DRINK!
b) : SMALL AND SUBTLE DOSAGE IS NECESSARY : As It Is Go0d For BODY and MINDc) : RAW MATERIAL FOR MOVIE THEME
d) : NON-CONVENTIONAL SOURCE OF ENERGY
INFERENCE : THROUGH “CHEMISTRY” I TRIED TO DEFINE LOVE , IT STILL REMAINS UNDEFINED!
9 August, 2020 at 11:15 am #1132821Interesting
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