civil war

as from today I have defected from pats chat
so I propose
weell heres my manifesto

I promise you I will look after youse and lets get these boards on there feet again
I want nay demand

a good squad behind me,it wont be easy theyve got a bit of a crack outfit over the road,solid defence,good attack ,sunny in the nets,nobody gets past her
but one thing they havent got anymore,is their main spearhead
aka me
so what im suggesting
martin director{i.e sitting in the stands doing nowt)
me,manager
skep,head coach
pete,im not sure about him ,he tiptoes in and out
somer,er go on then
milky ,footy correspondent
angela,diplomatic relations
sophia,marketing
arc,,thee er hang on gotta be careful what i say here,erm oh yeh physio
kenty programme seller
jadey,the crossbar
so come on lets do the barstards theres only 30 odd of them
anybody want to join my team
sign below