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  • #455752

    Dear Santa

    Your fat, red a rse won’t fit down my chimney.

    love,

    Panda

    #455753

    @gazlan wrote:

    Dear Santa . . . Please can i have a small reminder of what a feminine woman truly is, there’s an awful shortage around these parts.

    PS~ Make me your last stop coz you won’t be going far after a couple of my special mince pies :wink:

    That’s Feminine and not Feminist btw hehe :lol:

    #455754

    Santa, even if you are a figment of our collective greedy imaginations and Christmas has lost all spiritual meaning becoming International Present Day, could you arrange to slip me a couple of presents discretely while I’m saying Bah Humbug to everybody else?

    Oh and I’m not sure whether I should be asking you or some other geezer but can I have world peace, an end to hunger and goodwill to all men and women (and those who consider themselves gender indistinct or reassigned)? The children can fend for themselves.

    :?

    #455755

    Dear Santa….

    Im a BELIEVER!!

    So anything shiny would be great..fanx. :lol:

    Love

    #455756

    Dear Santa ,

    Any chance of loosing some weight off ur A rse for panda
    so u can slip down her chimney .. :D

    #455757

    Dear Santa,

    To me your nothing more than an excuse to sometimes get a day off work, spend it on the beach, having a few beers with the boys and girls.

    But if your out there somewhere, bored enough to be reading these musings, then perhaps you can be bored enough to explain this to me.

    You see there is this chat organisation. It allows people to abuse others, both those whom are simply sitting by watching a room fly by, those who are doing
    there job (indeed for that very chat service) and those contributing to the digression in the room. It allows boys and girls to scroll to there hearts content, whether
    that be blatant cut n paste, or other website on a regular basis. This same site, allows obvious abuse to occur on these very boards. Some of it under the guise of
    banter, some of it outright nasty. But it goes on for days and days, sometimes week, unchecked and undeleted.

    So Santa, explain to me, with all the points mentioned above, how does one chatter, get there IP banned from the chat organisation, for attempting to help another
    one. Now I know that the needy chatter is indeed in a relationship with a Chat Guide, and this is always fraught with danger for an outsider to get involved. But surely
    having a conversation with someone, is not a reason even for this chat site, to ban an ip address. Now I understand that this said chat site, has guides who are over
    worked and very stressed, some would even say paranoid, but someone having a conversation, no abuse, no yelling, no screaming and no room disruption, gets
    expelled for????

    Sorry Santa, I know your bored, but doubt your going to be bored enough to come up with the answers in ere, I guess you could always ask a chat guide, maybe
    NS for example. She would be fulfilling of all the criteria. Until then Santa, I hope those who abuse, yell, disrupt, scroll and generally annoy the hell out of every
    one on this chat site, take full advantage of there chance to do so.

    But they should be warned, having a conversation with someone, will get them banned from the room. Its a chat site, why would they want conversation after all. Especially
    the paranoia of the guides, hosts and assorted staff.

    Well Santa, thanks for your time, tell the idiots, they can post all the abuse they like to this, because one I dont care and two they dont matter. They are better off threatening
    to kill people (in one case) and trying to sleep with everything in a skirt (in the other), the rest are so insignificant as to not matter.

    Andrew.

    #455758

    They all say i have been the best and i could show you i have santa :lol: :lol: :lol:

    #455759

    Well Andrew i enjoyed reading it ..

    #455760

    @tatler wrote:

    Well Andrew i enjoyed reading it ..

    Insignificant as we are I doubt he cares about our opinion anyway Tatler :lol:

    #455761

    As has just been pointed out to me, and so as not to cause offence to those whom it was not aimed toward. I will remove the ambiguity in the last paragraph of my previous post. Insignificant was and is relating to those who will enjoy adding abuse and derogatory remarks in reply to my post.

    Not those of you, who either know me as a friend or read it simply to enjoy.

    Thanks again

    Andrew.

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