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Ive eaten my 5th easter egg but was thinking when my bf comes round later, will God watch us if we do anything naughty? Sundays are our days of intimacy, but I was thinking if God is watching will my dead grandma be watching as well as we are told the dead watch over us? I told my bf we need to turn the lights off and do it under the sheets but do the dead have xray vision and is it bad if they know what we are doing?
Basically my bf is thin so if the baby jesus is looking he would see me if I have my legs open so should I insist on going on top ( he hates me being on top) Then my bf would go to hell as sex is a sin outside marriage and he is frightened as well. Can some of the intelligent Christians get back to us on what we should do, light block curtains or wear masks so Jesus cant recognise us ? x
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You could give up being a troll on a chat site for a start.
You could give up being a troll on a chat site for a start.
Well God wont be watching you hugs, you have no one bar your pretend wives online that dont want you
I have worried about that during private time tbh
Duvet comes in handy for those occasions
Don’t want Jesus seeing my flower, puts me off.
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I always assumed it was the creepy peeper down the street who was trying to have a good look
but this thread has now alarmed me.
I’ve been in touch with the police with regard to God trolling me in the bedroom and they gave me a Crime Number
JC8596034D
so God had better be aware that he’s now been sussed.
Perhaps a class action suit can be built up?
I always assumed it was the creepy peeper down the street who was trying to have a good look but this thread has now alarmed me. I’ve been in touch with the police with regard to God trolling me in the bedroom and they gave me a Crime Number JC8596034D so God had better be aware that he’s now been sussed. Perhaps a class action suit can be built up?
Did Hugs & Wink give you that Crime Number Sceps ?
No, Somer.
The police have issued a national crime number for all JC complaints. They told me that these complaints all go in a box marked JC Complaints, and that all these complaints are taken with deadly seriousness. In fact, they go to the very top of the pile of police investigations, I was told, more important than rape, murder and terror offences.
So various trolls in JC identified by Hugs have now been joined by God for the police to proceed.
They advised me to contact someone called Cosy, who runs a respected legal service in Blackpool, and is hoping to make some money out of the class complaint against God if it catches on.
I was very proud of our police when they told me this, but disturbed when I heard suppressed giggling as I left the station.
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Jest checking Sceps as we know he likes running to “the law ” pmsl
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