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  • 17 April, 2021 at 11:36 am #1137590

    budha

    do you come here often …. :bye:

    17 April, 2021 at 1:58 pm #1137627

    budha

    my mate asked me to come over and ask if you would like a drink….but i seen you first….lets go straight back to mine and ravish each other :bye:

    17 April, 2021 at 8:58 pm #1137629

    callmepuds

    Is this too big for my body?

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    18 April, 2021 at 1:01 am #1137644

    budha

    do ya kneed any odd jobs doing

    18 April, 2021 at 11:30 am #1137661

    budha

    i will buy you a bottle of frosty jacks  if u come back to mine……..a 3 litre too :bye:

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    18 April, 2021 at 11:31 am #1137662

    budha

    do you smoke pot…cos weed be good together😋

    18 April, 2021 at 11:34 am #1137663

    budha

    look pet am no fred flintstone like…but…id sure make your bed rock :bye:

    18 April, 2021 at 11:40 am #1137665

    budha

    are you any good at cooking…ironing…cleaning..etc…. :bye:

    18 April, 2021 at 11:41 am #1137666

    budha

    i am homeless can i sleep at yours tonight… :bye:

    18 April, 2021 at 11:46 am #1137667

    budha

    look love im lost….can you give me directions into your heart…… :bye:

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