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Hookers.  Nuff said.

The last time Russia shot down an American aircraft was 1970, and it was an unarmed Beechcraft puddle jumper.  We are not going to war, and neither is Russia.  Russia will accomplish its goals of expanding its influence without being dragged into a war with western powers.  Honestly folks, look at all of the fist-shaking that has gone on be…[Read more]

Lying about having a dog is a great way to meet women.  All you have to do is buy a leash and go where women are and start calling the dogs name and crying.  Some nurturing woman will feel your pain and offer to help you find the dog.  Game on…

What a friend We Have in Jesus, from Aretha Franklin’s 1972 album, Amazing Grace.  Commit this to memory.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOgPMkfDPDM

While England is known for women having the largest bust-to-waist ratio on the planet (fact), there is no shortage of voluptuous women on this side of the Pond. As long as you know your true size, and I urge you all to get measured accurately and not simply rely on the tags of the bras that you currently wear, check out this site for the very best…[Read more]