FOR ALL MY AUSSIE FRIENDS

I WANT TO BE AUSTRALIAN
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i wanna get out of this country
i wanna emigrate
i wanna be australian
im gonna stow away in a crate
ive had enough of the british isles
never seeing sunshine or smiles
now ive decided it wont be long
fore i find myself a billabong
bye bye britain
im bound for australia
so sad to see the mother country ended up being a failure
yeh australias gonna be good for me
i can be my own faith healer
i wanna be called bruce,and one day marry a sheila
im gonna get a job as president of rolf harris fan club
i wanna live in the bush,and train a koala cub
i wanna sing in sydney opera house
fish in melbourne harbour
shave the hair off black heads
thats an abo barber(sorry i claim poetic licence}
i wanna go to the outback,and ride a kangaroo
i could train them all and open my own zoo
then just sit in the sun and play with my didgeridoo
i wanna go to a ballroom,and waltz with matilda
instead of going to a disco and bopping with our hilda
i wanna be called sport,and throw boomerangs all day
and by going to oz thats the only way
so i want to be australian
i want to be a pommy
australlia the great the only country for me.

some of my poem has been censored by me
for fear of censored by admin
we dont like swearing do we :D