he should of listened

A man was traveling by plane and in urgent need of using the restroom. Each time he tried, it was occupied. The stewardess, aware of his predicament, suggested to him to use the Ladies Room, but cautioned him against pressing any of the buttons. The buttons were marked: “WW”, “WA”, “PP”, and “ATR”.

Making the fatal mistake (which men usually do in disregarding what a woman says), the man let his curiosity get the best of him and decided to try the buttons anyway. He carefully pressed the first button – WW – and immediately warm water sprayed his entire bottom.

Still curious, he pressed WA and warm air quickly dried his bottom. The button marked PP yielded a large puff that dusted his entire bottom lightly with powder. He thought, “Wow, women really have it made.” Naturally, he could not resist the last button. It was marked ATR.

The man awoke in the hospital. He panicked and wanted to press the button for the nurse, but hesitated. Finally he yelled for her. “Nurse, what happened? The last thing I remember is using the restroom on the plane.” The nurse replied, “Yes, you were having a great time until you pressed the Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow.”
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