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8 February, 2018 at 6:01 pm #10873788 February, 2018 at 6:45 pm #1087380
Well king, this interesting thread.
Since chess u know well,I am however confessing not a player as pieces confuse me. What piece have u placed me in?
I do love to learn as learning is every day experience in any event, and my opinion. So let me know what I am, what move I need to play, so my chess piece moves accordingly..
Thank you…
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9 February, 2018 at 3:45 am #1087415Ok Linda, I am white so I shall move first, my pawn is going to e4, you are black, you have the option of moving 10 pieces at the beginning, any of your 8 pawns, or either of your knights.
Here is our board:
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9 February, 2018 at 10:21 pm #1087491And if linda wins…does she have to play angel?…..LOL
10 February, 2018 at 12:00 am #1087497Linda is not moving, I think she resigned Q…
And if linda wins…does she have to play angel?…..LOL
10 February, 2018 at 12:06 am #1087499I reckon Linda and her hubby Milkman would kick your butt at Draughts King..
10 February, 2018 at 2:10 am #1087505It’s not a war GE, if I lose at something I enjoy it more as I get better. When I first started playing chess I would only seek matches with people where I knew I would easily get destroyed, in return they made me a better player. If I simply seeked matches with weaker opponents I would never improve though my ego would expand.
I reckon Linda and her hubby Milkman would kick your butt at Draughts King..
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10 February, 2018 at 4:47 am #1087508Linda would lose at snap with Stevie Wonder without him cheating by using tactile cards. Linda loses at OXO (tic tac toe) by spelling it wrong. I
m not Linda
s greatest fan.I predict an essay from Linda completely off topic and made from a combination of words that might make sense to Linda and ET
MAKE SENSE ™
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10 February, 2018 at 6:23 am #1087511Detox ruthless. Your brain shrinking..
10 February, 2018 at 7:34 am #1087512King I would like to thank you on your tactile ambassador like comments to ge. I couldn’t help thinking to myself these are the attributes a decent chess player needs if you could find the time to accomdate me for a game sometime much obliged.
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