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    #1087380

    Well king, this interesting thread.

    Since chess u know well,I am however confessing not a player as pieces confuse me. What piece have u placed me in?

    I do love to learn as learning is every day experience in any event, and my opinion. So let me know what I am, what move I need to play, so my chess piece moves accordingly..

    Thank you…

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    #1087415

    Ok Linda, I am white so I shall move first, my pawn is going to e4, you are black, you have the option of moving 10 pieces at the beginning, any of your 8 pawns, or either of your knights.

    Here is our board:

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    And if linda wins…does she have to play angel?…..LOL

    #1087497

    Linda is not moving, I think she resigned Q…

    And if linda wins…does she have to play angel?…..LOL

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    Ge

    I reckon Linda and her hubby Milkman would kick your butt at Draughts King..

     

     

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    It’s not a war GE, if I lose at something I enjoy it more as I get better. When I first started playing chess I would only seek matches with people where I knew I would easily get destroyed, in return they made me a better player. If I simply seeked matches with weaker opponents I would never improve though my ego would expand.

    I reckon Linda and her hubby Milkman would kick your butt at Draughts King.. :wacko:

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    #1087508

    Linda would lose at snap with Stevie Wonder without him cheating by using tactile cards. Linda loses at OXO (tic tac toe) by spelling it wrong.  Im not Lindas greatest fan.

    I predict an essay from Linda completely off topic and made from a combination of words that might make sense to Linda and ET

    MAKE SENSE ™

     

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    #1087511

    Detox ruthless. Your brain shrinking..

    #1087512

    King I would like to thank you on your tactile ambassador like comments to ge. I couldn’t help thinking to myself these are the attributes a decent chess player needs if you could find the time to accomdate me for a game sometime much obliged.

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