Leading to divorce LOL

My wife and I were lying in bed last night, when our youngest daughter came into the room.

After staring at her mum for a full minute, she turned to me and said, “Daddy, is mummy dead?”

“Of course she’s not dead,” I replied.

“She just thinks I want sex.”

On the eve of our anniversary my wife and I agreed that whoever woke up first in the morning should wake the other one with oral sex.

Come the morning I was up first so I slowly pulled back the covers…

… and stuck my cock in her mouth.