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Inside every fat woman is a skinny woman screaming to be let out.
Fortunately, you can shut her up with a bag of chips.
Has to be the last 1 me old man said that to me the other night :twisted:
Jeeeesus! DOA has actually made me laugh! :shock: :lol:
@dead_on_arrvial wrote:
Inside every fat woman is a skinny woman screaming to be let out.
Fortunately, you can shut her up with a bag of chips.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Funniest thing I read in agggggggges :D
last one……………………………… :lol:
My dear freinds of the JustChats. I am humbly indebted to all of you for taking much interest in my poor fortune. I am not a rich man but can afford some nice things for all my good freinds.
It is true that fat women (you say plump or cuddley I think) are much sought after here in my village and having one is a prize to be proud of for a man.
It is most difficult for some of our men who have much meat to find a woman who can eat it all. Some of the less fat women have great problem in taking all their man can offer them.
I would need to be with a woman who can eat a full meal at my table and who will want for nothing in the close attention I will pay to her.
Please to make the introductions for me and I will in this way be always thankful to you all.
@Adeboje Mwambi wrote:
My dear freinds of the JustChats. I am humbly indebted to all of you for taking much interest in my poor fortune. I am not a rich man but can afford some nice things for all my good freinds.
It is true that fat women (you say plump or cuddley I think) are much sought after here in my village and having one is a prize to be proud of for a man.
It is most difficult for some of our men who have much meat to find a woman who can eat it all. Some of the less fat women have great problem in taking all their man can offer them.
I would need to be with a woman who can eat a full meal at my table and who will want for nothing in the close attention I will pay to her.
Please to make the introductions for me and I will in this way be always thankful to you all.
Heyyyyyyyyyyy Adeboje is back! :D When did you get back?! Omg, totally coming here everyday now for a laugh 8)
Hello my good friend Mr Austrian fox – it is very good that you like me and want bto help me to get more fat women.
I have been looking at the photos of women on this Forum 3 and have been most highly impressed by how fat they all are. Can you my freind make some good introduction for me to have?
My intention are honourable and I promise not to have the sex with them until we are all married together. My other wifes, they also understand this thing and will be most happy to welcome more fat ones into my humble home.
@Adeboje Mwambi wrote:
Hello my good friend Mr Austrian fox – it is very good that you like me and want bto help me to get more fat women.
I have been looking at the photos of women on this Forum 3 and have been most highly impressed by how fat they all are. Can you my freind make some good introduction for me to have?
My intention are honourable and I promise not to have the sex with them until we are all married together. My other wifes, they also understand this thing and will be most happy to welcome more fat ones into my humble home.
You must have a big home! :shock:
You can take ‘Bat’ with you, if you like, although I don’t think she’s fat. She does have a Volvo, and she likes foreign men so I hear.
Yes I have seen of this Batwoman but I think she is a bit mad – yes?
It is good she have a big car so we can use it for spares to keep the village lorry in health.
My humble home is big by your wonderful UK’s standard because I have the land stretching all the way to the river bank. Here we have all the food a man can need and we can catch the lizard and snake all day long.
this Batwoman may not be so fat right now but if she has some good Nigerian meat inside her too often then she get fat pretty real quick.
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