Mayonnaise salad cream ketchup and vinegar

My Perfect porridge.one cup of porridge oats   two and a half cups of water  salt bring to the boil simmer for two minutes  and serve with cold milk.Perfict

I also like brose   oatmeal mixed with hot water to make it knotty,  with salt.

I also like gruel vry thin porridge when your not feeling too good.

I just like my oats lol