30 September, 2019 at 10:10 pm #1127101
I’ve been chatting in JC for almost 1en years now. In the early years I had my fair share of asl, but a few inventive chatters had more exciting openers…
some personal favourites include,
would you like to dance naked under trees in the moonlight and eat Jaffa cakes with me?
i bet you have pubic hair to your knees….
do you prefer a dyson or Henry?
there was one about a comprehensive school and a girl named …..
Please feel free to share your funny opening lines here. Keep it light ty x30 September, 2019 at 10:15 pm #1127105
What your age, are you male or female, where u live? Lol..always those lines.30 September, 2019 at 10:21 pm #112710730 September, 2019 at 10:22 pm #1127108
Do you prefer CS gas or rohypnol.
You are so honest and genuine.
Fancy going for a mak deeze.
Your arse isn’t big.
Say must be great that and when they reply say looking as beautiful as you.
Fancy a free holiday to pontins30 September, 2019 at 10:24 pm #1127109
thins best line is my sons a mincer my wife left me for another woman and I’ve never seen you here before or he asks if you are male or female pml.30 September, 2019 at 10:25 pm #1127110
Thank you thin. I will curtesy in my dress. Tip my hat off to you.30 September, 2019 at 10:32 pm #1127113
It’s with some relief I can say I’ve never been offered a trip to Pontin’s ….. or Haggerston Castle30 September, 2019 at 10:33 pm #1127114
Always funny when some one asks linda if shes male or female…..even milky doesn’t know….PML LMAO RATF30 September, 2019 at 11:16 pm #1127142
Milko does know that’s the thing he’s a pm mincer