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One of my nightmares is of falling off one of the London bridges into the Thames.
This BBC footage shows it happening at Westminster bridge yesterday..
One of my nightmares is of falling off one of the London bridges into the Thames. This BBC footage shows it happening at Westminster bridge yesterday.. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39359874
Really ?
You want your palm crossed with silver next eh scep ?
You want your fortune told, Arc?
do you want a slap skep?
Any slaps going about me first
£60 an hour down here for a good slapping sceps and if ya lucky you get the cane !!!
Somer, I’m sure someone could be found to give you a slap at a cheaper price that that, and throw the cane in for good measure.
I used to know someone who would do it for free. I well remember her taking my fingers and starting to pull them wide apart. Then she looked at my eyes, her strange smile froze and decided to let my fingers go. A long time ago now, but my attitude to pain hasn’t changed..
Sorry, masochism is not my scene.
If anybody hits me, I offer my two cheeks and run for it. If they hunt me down, I warn anyone who’s thinking of it, I may panic and kill them. Neither the hunter nor the hunted would like that
Best to keep the macho to the boards, like that cunning stoat cosy
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old codger wtf? sez him
yer auld barstard yer
Young love
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