Pick up lines and replies

Pick-up Lines and Replies

HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE: Go on, don’t be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!

HE: If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I’d die laughing.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Where I’ll be the rest of your life – in your wildest dreams.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time.

HE: Hi, Didn’t we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must’ve been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually, I’d rather have the money.

HE: I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must’ve been given your share.

HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry, I’m having a headache this weekend.

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don’t you already have one?

HE: Haven’t I seen you somewhere before?
SHE: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

HE: Hey baby, whats your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.