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  • #997128

    life isnt about waiting for the storm to pass
    its about learning to dance in the rain.

    #997131

    Did you get a job lot of fortune cookies? :rose:

    #997134

    Did you get a job lot of fortune cookies? :rose:

    Just thought it would be a pleasant change to have positive threads ;-)

    #997145

    Dance like nobody’s watching,
    Sing like no one is listening,
    Live like it’s heaven on earth,
    Love like you’ve never been hurt.

    Life is better when you’re laughing

    #997147

    Never wipe your arse with a broken bottle (top tip that)

    #997149

    Ffs Pete.

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    #997152

    Money can’t buy hapiness but its more comfortable to cry in a Jag than on a push bike !

    Forgive your enemy but NEVER forget their name !!

    My favorite …..

    Some people need a good pat on the head with a shovel :good:

    #997167

    sat here giggling at that Arc lol

    my daughter came out with a truly sarcastic one the other day…… someone was rude to her in a shop, she said how do you do I’m (…..) id love to shake you gently ……by the neck!

    couple of my favourites were my mums,

    1. If you have nothing nice to say, say nothing.
    2. if you cannot fight, wear a big hat (never did understand that one)

    #997173

    No one damaged there eyesight by looking at the brighter side of life :good: :good:

    #997175

    Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow

    If a jobs worth doing its worth getting someone to do it

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