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5 December, 2007 at 2:24 pm #8654
Why women should avoid girls’ nights out after they are married…
The other night I was invited out for a night with ‘the girls.’ I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, ‘I promise!’Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed three times.
Quickly, realising my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another nine times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. Even when totally smashed… three cuckoos plus nine cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = (MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him ‘Midnight’ He didn’t seem p*ssed off at all.
Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, ‘We need a new cuckoo clock.’
When I asked him why, he said, ‘Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, ‘Oh sh* t’, cuckooed four more times, cleared it’s throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
6 December, 2007 at 5:03 am #294550:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Very good
Melech
9 December, 2007 at 4:54 pm #294551:D :D :D like that one susie
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