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    Sad deluded woman who wont go away

    Even though we all have plenty to say

    Shes so very minging and so very fat

    Her hairs dirty and knotty she should really wear a hat

     

    Vodka on her cereal, cider in her tea

    Wouldnt you drink if you were this ugerleeee?

    Woman doesnt sleep, woman doesnt wash

    She thinks shes only 18 and she thinks shes posh!

     

    People always talking saying shes a joke

    You would need to be desperate to give that thing a poke

    Chatting and chatting all hours of the day

    Shes mental shes mental the JC psychiatrists say

     

    Trolling and goading youre all constantly waving

    Giving this person what you think she is craving

    Makes no sense really to anyone with a brain

    Oh yet its her who is stupid and lame?

     

    Shes slept with every man and woman who goes in chat

    Yet shes always in here so fancy that?

    She killed her kids and she has HIV

    No one is convinced thats shes not really a HE

     

    Her pictures are filtered her pictures are fake

    Shes dramatic and too self absorbed for Ricky Lake

    Shes never ever funny she just depresses everyone

    Womans fat and bloated and weighs a tonne

     

    Her furniture old shes a mess shes a mess

    Shes a 60 year old man wearing a dress

    So many characters that chat in JC

    Welcome everyone to the one they call MIZZERY

     

    Sorry after last night and today I just had to write and put it out there.

    I am laughing anyway lol.

     

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    #1075823

    Took less than half hour to write.

    I hope it makes people laugh its not serious at all.

     

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    #1075824

    Na it dosent make me laugh at all mizz,i know exactly where your coming from though.Things will get better for you,i know they will.Your a clever woman in a rut that’s all.You will get there,get yourself sorted for your holiday.Use it to get back on your feet.Show them all how its done x

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    #1075825

    Point is its mostly lies.  People lie about us to put us down and make themselves feel better .

    Happens to everyone all the time.  I watch it happen to other people I see it happen to me and to you too.

    Its like a bandwagon of total nonsense people just jump on in order to score points and be cruel to eachother .

    I mean I don’t even eat cereal lol x

    Better to make a joke out of it than to take whatever these trolls say seriously.

    I suppose if I had respect for those who say such things it could hurt.  But you know as well as I do Jamie, people will take your weaknesses exaggerate them lie about you and attempt to ridicule you over them.

    You gotta have big hairy balls to not let it get to you.
    Since I’m a 60 year old man in a dress………………..

     

    Sorted.

     

     

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    #1075848

    Was is it they say, it’s better to be talked about than not all. Ignore the haters…  :good:

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    #1075904

    ugerleeeee…great word  sarah xxx

     

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    #1075958

    Had to make it fit in with the line and rhyme with tea lol

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    #1076075

    Great way to make 2 syllables turn into 3 LOLxxx

    #1076076

    If it ain’t rhyme or reason, it could be treason….with Sarah i agree…make it rhyme and go off for a cup of tea. LOlxxx

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    #1076272

    What could be fairer than to agree with Sarah? She makes a great point….you know what/…this Sunday..i’m going to cook a lamb joint.

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