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  • 24 May, 2019 at 11:48 am #1114725

    lindaclemenza7

    Scep..I offered and as you aware I did! My pleasure. Hope you enjoyed your other gifts as well. I enjoyed our exchanges and I loved my special gift from you and the mrs. Lovely. Complimented often here on that!

    What dippsy doodle does fail to state as well, I did say I met others while in London..Spoke to few too! Took all gifts of hospitality. Funny I kept saying to all going thru security..my bag 25 pounds too much as I got gifts for my English friends. They laughed.. and few things I ended tossing to them as they wished could have some too. I shared.. funny thing too, what I unloaded in London my return flight to U.S.A. I gained that 25 pounds and more bringing back. Heeeeee!

    We had a lovely morning scep. Thank you.. and for your kind words.

    24 May, 2019 at 12:28 pm #1114728

    Ge
    lindaclemenza7 wrote:

    Funny I kept saying to all going thru security..my bag 25 pounds too much as I got gifts for my English friends. They laughed.. and few things I ended tossing to them as they wished could have some too.

    Hmmmm, the plot thickens, other than the time inconsistenices between the orignal tale and this latest version. Whoever this person is, they don’t fly regularly, if at all.

     

    It is strictly fobidden for HM Customs Officers/Security to accept gifts of any kind, whether it be a stick of chewing gum or a sweet or something larger. For obvious reasons,  drug legislation, anti-terrorism legislation etc. Just common sense poison attacks etc. Gross misconduct  punishable by a prison sentence at worse.

     

     

    :good:

    24 May, 2019 at 12:46 pm #1114729

    lindaclemenza7

    Ahh GE..lol. they did. That was coming into u.k. and the bloke was a top one official..lol. on way back, lol again..rather than be searched for 40 minutes like others, every dam thing opened..opened my wallet, saw my I d. Only did hand and feet swipe which I may say never had done before..surprised and brisked right thru. Bloke never had a devil dog cake before..and he shared with 2 others laughing. Rules broken suppose but he was ranked high.

    Ge have fun. Fill your void..snoop around..I care not less. I was there..named places, tour guide so forth. Waves…

     

    24 May, 2019 at 1:10 pm #1114730

    Ge

    How strange, “Linda”. You have now gone from on the way in, to on the way out, or both it’s hard to decipher which, all in two posts. Apparently while carrying gifts that weigh the equivalent of ten bags of sugar.

    Then apparently, a HM Customs Officer, “high” ranking” of course, ate a ‘devil dog cake’ with two other HM Customs Officers right there and then, although he didn’t search your bag…. And you just said you “tossed” it to all of them. Do you usually “toss” ‘devils dog cake ‘ “Linda”?

    Anyone who travels regularly by air through Heathrow or Gatwick knows that is bullshit.

     

    Never known an “American” to say “bloke” so much either.

    lindaclemenza7 wrote:

    Fill your void..snoop around

    Like you ‘fiance’ “Milkman” does with me, while he traces my “digital” footprint?

     

    I am enjoying, yes.

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    24 May, 2019 at 1:12 pm #1114731

    Ge

    never mind this :)

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    24 May, 2019 at 1:36 pm #1114734

    lindaclemenza7

    Lol lol. Learning your terms. X

    And yes..going in gave a devil dog cake. I ate one too. Was starving. At Heathrow. 6 a.m. and others were nibbling on granola bars. Plane food sucked..security laughed as we then asked for restroom area. You use word toilet. We dont. Our signs say restrooms.

     

    And yep leaving swept right thru security.

    You still on the sauce “duche bag”.. that American term. Lol.

    24 May, 2019 at 2:00 pm #1114737

    Ge
    lindaclemenza7 wrote:

    Only did hand and feet swipe

    Which doesn’t exist at a British Airport.  :good:

     

    lindaclemenza7 wrote:

    and few things I ended tossing to them as they wished could have some too.

    lindaclemenza7 wrote:

    Bloke never had a devil dog cake before..and he shared with 2 others laughing. Rules broken suppose but he was ranked high.

    :wacko:

     

     

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    24 May, 2019 at 3:31 pm #1114742

    lindaclemenza7

    Sure did pussy.. lol. Google devil dog..DRAKES..LOL LOL. Gave some to my friends there too. Lol lol..

    AND sure did used cloth swiped my hands. Shoes off did my socks. Residue arse hole for gunpowder.. I asked as never done before at airport. Heeee..

    “DRAKES DEVIL DOG” PACKAGED WRAPPED. CHOCOLATE OUTSIDE DOUBLE LAYER. CREAM IN MIDDLE. :yahoo:

    24 May, 2019 at 3:32 pm #1114743

    lindaclemenza7

    Look at other thread. Put cake on for u stupid.

    24 May, 2019 at 3:41 pm #1114744

    Ge

    Can you google faster “Linda”.

    So they swabbed you lol but didn’t use the detectors or check your bags….

    You have already stated originally you didn’t have any security checks at all because you showed your “Presidential Badge, that has now changed to “a high ranking official accidently saw it” :good:

     

    You stated you met Geoffrey for an hour, now it is all morning.

     

    If you are going to tell lies “Linda” make sure you stick to the same story.

     

    Edit: Someone involved in politics and law enforcement who was completely oblivious of “gun powder” tests…

     

    Oh wait, I see a pig flying…

     

     

    :good:

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