The Gentlemen’s Club

* sneaks in, puts up some hideous floral curtains, hides a sachet of pot pourri behind the radiator and puts the plant with the hidden microphone in the corner…my work here is done :D

@Sgt Pepper wrote:

Oi!!!!

Gerroff this thread!!!
Both of ya!!!
Sling yer ‘ook!!!

(You may leave the lighter though tyvm)

*undoes Jen’s evil work.

*packs the fridge with beer and orders in a ruby, Chinese and pizza

:P

Lads,

I tried to take one for the boys and I was dead set on seeking revenge on the girls for sneaking into our room. I resisted the smell of gorgeous home-made goodies that were baking in the oven. I wasn’t really tempted by the cute glasses of Lambrini on the tables or the soft-piped music, but regretfully I gave in to the girly magazines but they were more about knitting patterns, Zara shopping vouchers and 10 reasons why your fella is really an ass.

Then they ceased open me like a group of amorous octopi (is that the plural for octopus?) and only tried to size me up for my bra size. That’s not the worst of it, I think I liked it so much that I may have discovered my feminine side. Anyway, it smells rather nice in here. Is that the faint whiff of Glade lavender pout pourri I can detect? And those curtains soooo don’t go with those power tools.