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@panda12 wrote:
@Sgt Pepper wrote:
Oi!!!!
Gerroff this thread!!!
Both of ya!!!
Sling yer ‘ook!!!(You may leave the lighter though tyvm)
*undoes Jen’s evil work.
*packs the fridge with beer and orders in a ruby, Chinese and pizza
:P
you called… :P
@rusty trawler wrote:
Lads,
I tried to take one for the boys and I was dead set on seeking revenge on the girls for sneaking into our room. I resisted the smell of gorgeous home-made goodies that were baking in the oven. I wasn’t really tempted by the cute glasses of Lambrini on the tables or the soft-piped music, but regretfully I gave in to the girly magazines but they were more about knitting patterns, Zara shopping vouchers and 10 reasons why your fella is really an ass.
Then they ceased open me like a group of amorous octopi (is that the plural for octopus?) and only tried to size me up for my bra size. That’s not the worst of it, I think I liked it so much that I may have discovered my feminine side. Anyway, it smells rather nice in here. Is that the faint whiff of Glade lavender pout pourri I can detect? And those curtains soooo don’t go with those power tools.
*Nods Knowingly*
I guess it’s better than “Octopussies” dude.
That’s just too darn weird.
Doesn’t bear thinking about.Hey Rustler.. Sort your font out though huh broseph?
It may seem a trifle but we need manly male like solidarity here.
Our motto is “Never Neglect The Little Things”… Ahem :roll:Anyway, bold is beautiful.
Don’t be afraid to exert your type.We
Is
Blokes!(That can be our other motto).
Hey Rustler.. Sort your font out though huh broseph?
It may seem a trifle but we need manly male like solidarity here.
Our motto is “Never Neglect The Little Things”… Ahem Rolling EyesDude! What was i thinking?
Hope my unforgivable lapse don’t affect my membership.
belches loudly
right, who’s had which of the gurls, then hey???
and how are they in the sack??
any left over for me, then??
well???
@Sgt Pepper wrote:
Uh huh..
Anyway, fear not, I’ve got the cigars and cognac in.. So sorted.
I guess we’ll be needing the vast, expansive (not to mention expensive) leather chairs huh? :shock:Oh and do you think we should do funny handshakes?
Ps.. On the whole cigar thing.. Erm.. You don’t have a light by any chance?
8-[
Peeps in ! :lol:
Omg! Just wait until Wordsy sees this … It will be on with the smoking jacket and bagsy the leather armchair nearest the roaring log fire ….
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That’s actually Grand Master Words to you!
Got it?.. female..Welcome Brother Scep btw.
Eek! Ok Sgt !
Grand Master Wordsworth it is !
:shock:
Men ! :lol:
Yeah!!
And don’t you forget it!!
:twisted:
Btw I suppose a cuppa is outta the question?
I think we’re gonna be needing a Mrs. Doyle type person.
Lol
:lol:So funny!
Carry on sergeant !
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