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*Stands in the doorway with hands on hips looking at the mess*
@kent f OBE wrote:
*Stands in the doorway with hands on hips looking at the mess*
Don’t just stand there looking, do some tidying up!
And can you pass s another beer and some pizza? :P
Well hello there comrades, it’s wonderful to have a Chap’s Palace where chaps can be chaps.
Remember it’s Movember, and your top lip growth should be unfettered so that chaps can bring themselves to use the word ‘testicular’ in front of strangers. That includes you Panda.
The brandy is wonderful and I think my freshly polished mahogany looks rather sumptuous in the firelight.
Now, I do believe a certain chatter promised me tea and cake on demand, and promised to wear a French Maid’s outfit while serving it . . . . .
Uncreases newspaper and harumphs at the state of the world . . . .
@wordsworth60 wrote:
Now, I do believe a certain chatter promised me tea and cake on demand, and promised to wear a French Maid’s outfit while serving it . . . . .
I thought we agreed to keep that a private matter..
:-$
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@(f)politics? wrote:
@Sgt Pepper wrote:
Only on a good day!
Ps poli, put the feckin kettle on!!
NOW!!!!:twisted:
Do one!
I think this is poli attempting to graduate from kettle-boiler to dancing girl.
I wait for other applicants..
*looks sideways at Panda. Was sure that Panda was a lady in another time…
belches at Panda suspiciously, wondering if Panda will respond in a manly way
@sceptical guy wrote:
@(f)politics? wrote:
@Sgt Pepper wrote:
Only on a good day!
Ps poli, put the feckin kettle on!!
NOW!!!!:twisted:
Do one!
I think this is poli attempting to graduate from kettle-boiler to dancing girl.
I wait for other applicants..
*looks sideways at Panda. Was sure that Panda was a lady in another time…
belches at Panda suspiciously, wondering if Panda will respond in a manly way
*responds with bigger belch with no hand over mouth or a “pardon me.”
rests content and waits for the dancing girls
:D/ :D/ :D/ :D/ :D/ :D/ :D/
sorry fellas……..best we could do
@tinks wrote:
:D/ :D/ :D/ :D/ :D/ :D/ :D/
sorry fellas……..best we could do
Pffft! Get the bald pole dancing bloke back.
here you go guys its not pole dancing granted but she has udders and no clothes :P ;) :)
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