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Chapter 5
The chatters were all safely aboard the ‘Lyin Air’ flight, homeward bound for good old Blighty.
All except SoonMadcow who was still gaffer taped to the diving board.
It was quite a lively flight home.
Nice_pies_fem loved her new purple and black sarong so much, she refused to take it off
and was wearing it over her ‘Marks & Sparks’ stretch denim, trendy jeans,
mutterings of ”like a big bruise” she ignored, and carried on singing ” roll out the barrell……” and clutching her pink donkey pinata, which she’d named David.
Jokecliff sat on the plane in his ‘ Rotheram Glass & Glazing Ltd’ T shirt and had never been more content.
After the paramedics and managed to remove the Action Man Doll from MrNoNobs bottom
and unchain him from the ceiling fan, Joke and NoNob had discussed their future together.
Jokecliff was going to take him to his Estate ( mad giggling ) to meet Mummy, and they would live happily ever after together.
Jokecliff had taken lots of pictures of himself and TheDelusionalMrNoNob reclining in bed together.
It was so nice not to have to pay someone to sleep with him, made it more ‘special’ somehow.
He could just be his baldy, old 68 yr old self, with very loose fitting dentures
and a face that looked like it had been partly melted.
Clare_Dont_Dare_me and Bornfree_2_poo had fallen out , because Clare had drank
Borns mouthwash and Born had taken a dump in Clares wellies.
” Born I’ve lost all patience with you, Ive moved on to adoring others now, so dont take me on coz i wont bite, Ive lost me teeth again anyway.”
BornFree_2_poo seemed to have changed into a female version of ‘Father Jack’ and shouted random gobbledygook insults back..
“fek off u shyting sheep cow stpid ugy fkyu off “
As the plane descended VeryImportantPeanut sucked furiously on a lemon bonbon to avoid his ears popping and gripped QueenB_of_Orange’s hairy hand, as she glowed in the seat next to him. They made a sweet couple.
knitting_My_Curtains Zipped through customs guarding her Olympus Trip with the evidence on, tucked safely under her bobble hat.
Of course she would never circulate the pictures, unless asked to, nicely, because she never did anything wrong,
and she would say no more about it either, unless of course she did, but then she would just say that she would say no more about it again, and then say something about it, but then she would say that she would say no more about it …..
because in truth, she couldnt not say anything about it !!! and even if she did she would just say that she would not say anymore about it ….until of course she did, so would then say that she wouldnt say anymore ….. and so it went on …..Thick_Slice got pulled in by the customs officers and charged with trying to smuggle an exotic bird into the country…..
No, not Tuna_mary, she’d been stood up by Thick, and was now hot on the trail of David_l_ova_bloke.
No, Thick_Slice had abandoned the plastic budgie in favour of something more impressive, the poor parrot never stood a chance, one whiff of Thicks meat and 2 veg as it was shoved in his leopard skin thong, produced an instant coma.A female customs officer, with a gleam in her eye, and resembling a Russian shot putter, with tattoos on her neck and hands like a gorilla’s, snapped on her XXXXL rubber gloves and started the strip search!
She had spotted Thicks impressive bulge and licked her lips.
Further investigation was definately in order. A tear ran down Thicks cheek as he bent over when ordered to do so, he closed his eyes and grit his teeth… and was sure he heard the clicking of a camera…..Eventually all the chatters arrived back at JustCr@p.
RosePedalbin greeted them all home, giving some special chatters a loving squeeze round the throat.
It had been an eventful holiday, with lots to gossip/ fight/ b!itch/ lie ( delete as applicable) about.
Pictures would be e_mailed, mobile numbers would be passed on… over and over again.
Till Next Time…..
Hilarious :lol:
Thankyou Nice, your opinion is always valued :D
Agrees with nicey
Hmmm….. Very good – But i will say no more about it :lol:
Oh, and …….
:lol: :lol: :lol:
=D>
@coathanger wrote:
Chapter 5
The chatters were all safely aboard the ‘Lyin Air’ flight, homeward bound for good old Blighty.
All except SoonMadcow who was still gaffer taped to the diving board.
It was quite a lively flight home.
Nice_pies_fem loved her new purple and black sarong so much, she refused to take it off
and was wearing it over her ‘Marks & Sparks’ stretch denim, trendy jeans,
mutterings of ”like a big bruise” she ignored, and carried on singing ” roll out the barrell……” and clutching her pink donkey pinata, which she’d named David.
Jokecliff sat on the plane in his ‘ Rotheram Glass & Glazing Ltd’ T shirt and had never been more content.
After the paramedics and managed to remove the Action Man Doll from MrNoNobs bottom
and unchain him from the ceiling fan, Joke and NoNob had discussed their future together.
Jokecliff was going to take him to his Estate ( mad giggling ) to meet Mummy, and they would live happily ever after together.
Jokecliff had taken lots of pictures of himself and TheDelusionalMrNoNob reclining in bed together.
It was so nice not to have to pay someone to sleep with him, made it more ‘special’ somehow.
He could just be his baldy, old 68 yr old self, with very loose fitting dentures
and a face that looked like it had been partly melted.
Clare_Dont_Dare_me and Bornfree_2_poo had fallen out , because Clare had drank
Borns mouthwash and Born had taken a dump in Clares wellies.
” Born I’ve lost all patience with you, Ive moved on to adoring others now, so dont take me on coz i wont bite, Ive lost me teeth again anyway.”
BornFree_2_poo seemed to have changed into a female version of ‘Father Jack’ and shouted random gobbledygook insults back..
“fek off u shyting sheep cow stpid ugy fkyu off “
As the plane descended VeryImportantPeanut sucked furiously on a lemon bonbon to avoid his ears popping and gripped QueenB_of_Orange’s hairy hand, as she glowed in the seat next to him. They made a sweet couple.
knitting_My_Curtains Zipped through customs guarding her Olympus Trip with the evidence on, tucked safely under her bobble hat.
Of course she would never circulate the pictures, unless asked to, nicely, because she never did anything wrong,
and she would say no more about it either, unless of course she did, but then she would just say that she would say no more about it again, and then say something about it, but then she would say that she would say no more about it …..
because in truth, she couldnt not say anything about it !!! and even if she did she would just say that she would not say anymore about it ….until of course she did, so would then say that she wouldnt say anymore ….. and so it went on …..Thick_Slice got pulled in by the customs officers and charged with trying to smuggle an exotic bird into the country…..
No, not Tuna_mary, she’d been stood up by Thick, and was now hot on the trail of David_l_ova_bloke.
No, Thick_Slice had abandoned the plastic budgie in favour of something more impressive, the poor parrot never stood a chance, one whiff of Thicks meat and 2 veg as it was shoved in his leopard skin thong, produced an instant coma.A female customs officer, with a gleam in her eye, and resembling a Russian shot putter, with tattoos on her neck and hands like a gorilla’s, snapped on her XXXXL rubber gloves and started the strip search!
She had spotted Thicks impressive bulge and licked her lips.
Further investigation was definately in order. A tear ran down Thicks cheek as he bent over when ordered to do so, he closed his eyes and grit his teeth… and was sure he heard the clicking of a camera…..Eventually all the chatters arrived back at JustCr@p.
RosePedalbin greeted them all home, giving some special chatters a loving squeeze round the throat.
It had been an eventful holiday, with lots to gossip/ fight/ b!itch/ lie ( delete as applicable) about.
Pictures would be e_mailed, mobile numbers would be passed on… over and over again.
Till Next Time…..
It had been an eventful holiday, with lots to gossip/ fights/ mud and wet tee-shirts/ lie ( delete as applicable) about.
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