The Perfect Murder

@yoda wrote:

Andy Peters..I’d beat him to death with a mucky stick

:P :P :P :twisted: :twisted:

Does the stick have to be mucky? :lol:

@yoda wrote:

@woohoo wrote:

@yoda wrote:

Andy Peters..I’d beat him to death with a mucky stick

:P :P :P :twisted: :twisted:

Does the stick have to be mucky? :lol:

Of course it does.. it makes it a more threatening stick does a mucky stick…

:twisted: :P

Ok. So, you’re saying, if I was to be mugged, etc,.. Then a plain stick would not do the trick? BUT,.. IF there were muck on the end, then it would make all the difference? :lol:

That poor Andi Peters, quick someone warn him that Yoda’s gonna kick his a ss.. :lol:

she sat in front of her computor screen as she had done every saturday since she could remember, then sudden realisation that all this was too much took her by the fingertips….

As she sat there trying to work out what was happening she tried to analyse a number of clues only stopping briefly to chat to a stray dog that happened by.

time ticked by and her plan was taking shape, she knew just how she would committ the perfect murder, after all how many people would be around at this hour of the morning?

She planned the route she would take to murder her victim, leaving enough witnesses who could testify she wasnt at the murder scene but was elsewhere.

She pressed the switch that would light her way and put in her password, then via forum 2 where she left her calling card she then progressed to forum 3 where she left another calling card.

safely tucked up in the corner just visible so that others could see her, she slowly tiptoed out to the cryptic room, it was then she saw her victim, head down cackling about how clever she had been to fool so many people……

swiftly approaching, holding on to the new diamonte tassles she was wearing as the swishing sound would surely give her away, she grabbed an old abandoned keyboard and hit the chocolate eclair eating victim over the head, as her victim fell to the floor she whispered to her ‘ill met by microsoft’ 8 letters!!!!

she carefull wiped her fingerprints off the keyboard and proceeded back to the forums where she made some excuse about having a loose connection……….

@cath 55 wrote:

she sat in front of her computor screen as she had done every saturday since she could remember, then sudden realisation that all this was too much took her by the fingertips….

As she sat there trying to work out what was happening she tried to analyse a number of clues only stopping briefly to chat to a stray dog that happened by.

time ticked by and her plan was taking shape, she knew just how she would committ the perfect murder, after all how many people would be around at this hour of the morning?

She planned the route she would take to murder her victim, leaving enough witnesses who could testify she wasnt at the murder scene but was elsewhere.

She pressed the switch that would light her way and put in her password, then via forum 2 where she left her calling card she then progressed to forum 3 where she left another calling card.

safely tucked up in the corner just visible so that others could see her, she slowly tiptoed out to the cryptic room, it was then she saw her victim, head down cackling about how clever she had been to fool so many people……

swiftly approaching, holding on to the new diamonte tassles she was wearing as the swishing sound would surely give her away, she grabbed an old abandoned keyboard and hit the chocolate eclair eating victim over the head, as her victim fell to the floor she whispered to her ‘ill met by microsoft’ 8 letters!!!!

she carefull wiped her fingerprints off the keyboard , threw her victims body in the river that never ends, and proceeded back to the forums where she made some excuse about having a loose connection……….

changed the ending lol