The What Makes You Laugh Thread!

[SusieQ]

@gazlan wrote:

Oh, I am a tax payer, they give me benefit, then they take it back again… Pretty Lame if you ask me… :lol: ….Everyone’s a winner lol….Cant beat a good challenge, can’t wait. Im guessing you didn’t quite manage to find any directives then hehehe 8)

I hope you`re patient :lol: :wink:

I’m wondering when benefits started having tax deducted from them
Benefits are taxable, agreed, but they don’t actually reach the personal allowance threshold to have anything physically deducted

[GAZLAN]

@susieq wrote:

I’m wondering when benefits started having tax deducted from them
Benefits are taxable, agreed, but they don’t actually reach the personal allowance threshold to have anything physically deducted

Indirect taxes, meet Susie, Susie, meet indirect taxes…. I am a tax payer regardless..

[SusieQ]

@gazlan wrote:

@susieq wrote:

I’m wondering when benefits started having tax deducted from them
Benefits are taxable, agreed, but they don’t actually reach the personal allowance threshold to have anything physically deducted

Indirect taxes, meet Susie, Susie, meet indirect taxes…. I am a tax payer regardless..

Susie is well versed in tax thanks!
You aren’t a tax payer if you do not physically have tax deducted from your source of income!

[GAZLAN]

@susieq wrote:

Susie is well versed in tax thanks!
You aren’t a tax payer if you do not physically have tax deducted from your source of income!

=D> Glad to hear it ! Then i need not remind you that what you talk of
is income tax ….And what i talk of is tax per se
I am a tax payer regardless, do you dispute this ?

[jen_jen]

Technically a tax payer is someone who pays income tax.

Although VAT stands for Value Added Tax, payment of VAT does not make you a tax payer. Nor do any other forms of tax other than income tax.

Ergo you are not a taxpayer. :wink:

[GAZLAN]

@jen_jen wrote:

Technically a tax payer is someone who pays income tax.

Ergo you are not a taxpayer. :wink:

Technically ?….Do explain !

[A.Groanup]

@gazlan wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

Technically a tax payer is someone who pays income tax.

Ergo you are not a taxpayer. :wink:

Technically ?….Do explain !

And heres us thinking he knew it all lol.

[GAZLAN]

I know enough to get me by, and thats what counts…. :P 8)

Good old ” wiki ” purports that……

Taxes consist of direct tax or indirect tax, and may be paid in money or as its labour equivalent (often but not always unpaid labour).

As a payer of indirect taxes….I guess that makes me a tax payer right ? :roll:

[jen_jen]

@gazlan wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

Technically a tax payer is someone who pays income tax.

Ergo you are not a taxpayer. :wink:

Technically ?….Do explain !

I see you’ve quoted me then edited it to serve your purposes.

@jen_jen wrote:

Technically a tax payer is someone who pays income tax.

Although VAT stands for Value Added Tax, payment of VAT does not make you a tax payer. Nor do any other forms of tax other than income tax.
Ergo you are not a taxpayer. :wink:

Does this bit in bold confuse you? Is that why you edited it out? Or maybe it just doesn’t suit your argument.

Technically as in using the commmon definition agreed between the various bodies to ensure a common understanding.

The only tax that technically qualifies you as a taxpayer is income tax.

Now….which bit of that are you having difficulty grasping?

[A.Groanup]

Well explained Jen Jen =D>

Back on topic :
Errorists make me laugh :lol:

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