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It’s not so much the spoken word as the written or typed word.
How many people on here actually pi/ss themselves laughin or laugh their foookin arses off and ffs rollin on the floor laughin their foookin arses off,some dirty foookas bound to shyte themselves by mistake one day and roll in it. :wink: …..so there ya go :roll:
Don’t know if this one’s been said (I haven’t got time to read the 7 pages) but when you tell someone something serious and they say ‘you’re kidding’.
It happened when my sister rang one of my mam’s friends to tell her that she has passed away, and she said ‘you’re kidding’. Or aye, we always ring round people when we’re at a loose end and wind them up like that. (we do actually laugh about what she said now!)
What about the “Don’t look now but………..” always annoys the foook out of me
@esmeralda wrote:
If Pepper calls me ‘chief’ one more time he’ll be found hanging from a protestant bell-tower by his gonads..tied together and set with evostick to give that stretchy but holding finish, necessary for being hauled up and down mercilessly by eager campanologists on amphetamines. :twisted:
:lol: :lol:
Point duly taken onboard chief 8)
@*Dawny* wrote:
What about the “Don’t look now but………..” always annoys the foook out of me
Dawny…….Don’t look now but ………… :lol:
Women when they ask shall i wear the red dress or the blue dress 8-[ the evening is fecked cause you’ll get it wrong :?
“You’ll never guess who i seen today?”
I reply with “who?” But in my mind, and especially when i feel like shyte, i’m thinking:
“Go on surprise me, it’s probably someone who’s not really that important!”
@woohoo wrote:
“You’ll never guess who i seen today?”
I reply with “who?” But in my mind, and especially when i feel like shyte, i’m thinking:
“Go on surprise me, it’s probably someone who’s not really that important!”
Didn’t you tell them it’s “guess who I saw today?” :roll:
@sir Actor wrote:
@woohoo wrote:
“You’ll never guess who i seen today?”
I reply with “who?” But in my mind, and especially when i feel like shyte, i’m thinking:
“Go on surprise me, it’s probably someone who’s not really that important!”
Didn’t you tell them it’s “guess who I saw today?” :roll:
Nope, they don’t know you, so they wouldn’t be interested in who you saw.. :lol:
@woohoo wrote:
@sir Actor wrote:
@woohoo wrote:
“You’ll never guess who i seen today?”
I reply with “who?” But in my mind, and especially when i feel like shyte, i’m thinking:
“Go on surprise me, it’s probably someone who’s not really that important!”
Didn’t you tell them it’s “guess who I saw today?” :roll:
Nope, they don’t know you, so they wouldn’t be interested in who you saw.. :lol:
:lol: :lol:
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