"Valentines Poem Competition" (4 all u luvers)

Cant write them but I can copy and paste :wink:

CUPID MUST DIE

Cupid sucks, I hope he dies!
He fills your heart with empty lies.
He makes you think that love is real.
He completely manipulates how you feel.

He is really mean deep down in his heart.
He’ll rip and tear your world apart.
So if you see him with his bow in hand.
Be cautious of where his arrow may land.

For it may seem great from the start.
But it’ll do permanent damage to your heart.
Although with time your wound may heal.
I’m just trying to save you from what I feel.

You see, I was hit by Cupid with his bow.
And I still feel the pain from so long ago.
But it’s getting better from day to day.
As long as Cupid stays the hell away!

well this is the valentine poem sent to me by Stefan

I love it when you are naughty
I even like it when you’re crude
Though most of all you kinky b i t c h
I love it when you’re rude

and you thought he was all sweetness and light haha

He’s recovering in hospital now and will be able to see through both eyes when the swelling goes down and the drs say they are even hopeful of saving his testicles.

I do believe you all must have lost my address dammit.

Bit late, but hey! I wrote this for my ex when she left me for another bloke and he dumped her! She’s still my ex lol

Troubled Love

When we first met on that cool evening
As I nervously approached you
I felt the butterflies in my stomach, I know you did too
I felt my throat tightening with anxious excitement
As I got closer, I glimpsed that cheeky nervous smile of yours
I suddenly felt warmthness inside, unlike anything I’d felt before
I smelt your perfume as I opened the car door
The smell was exotic like nothing I’d smelt before

I didn’t want that first night to end
The feelings I felt, I could not comprehend
I was addicted, I had to have more
Little did we know what was in store

As the weeks went by, my feelings for you were different
They flourished like a blooming rose
My feelings for you became so strong
So strong that every second away from you, I felt sad
Sad because I was addicted to you and had to get my next fix

We used to have such fun
Laughing and mucking around until sunrise
Our romance still had the element of surprise
We hadn’t a care in the world
We enjoyed each others company more than anything

There are so many reason why my feelings for you grew and grew
So many that I can only name a few
Your smile brings me a warm happiness
Your voice so soothing and seductive
Your body so divine
Your personality so bubbly and fun
All of these caused my to feel so strongly about you

Then the years passed
Years filled with misfortune and trouble
And so I sat in my bubble
In my bubble I was complacent, all the while letting your feelings wane
From within my bubble I have caused you excruciating pain
Now my bubble has burst
Now I put you and your needs first

Now I’ve had a taste of the excruciating pain I caused you
Everyday feels like my hearts being ripped out
I just want to be with you again, I know you want it too

What we have is not broken but damaged
Damage that can be fixed
Fixed with that spark we lost
We can find that spark and romance again
This I’m sure of
It just needs one last chance to make it work

We will grow old together
We will have a family together
We will be together, forever and always