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When Mr Melon went to the Doc’s to ask for a script for more Viagra Doc was baffled !!
“ why do you only want 20 ? “
“ well a brek im in arf dun I “
” oh so your sex life is going pretty well then Mr Melon ?”
” No Doc !! arf is enough to stop meself peein on me slippers innit !……Fancy a Babycham later ?”
Bless
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Well played but I am still not going to tell anyone who I really am. Call me Mr Melon head as much as you lick the windows will always be clean in my greenhouse.
Babycham, mango vodka and a dash of Fanta twist, with a slice of orange and a slice of lemon, 4 or 5 raspberries, chunk of lime a little stir, one single cube of ice is a drink of champions. Just a shame I am tea total see or I would have joined you.
PML…..can you see who it is yet?….shame on me using a Rolf Harris quote…..PML LMAO RATF
PML…..can you see who it is yet?….shame on me using a Rolf Harris quote…..PML LMAO RATF
Are you insinuating that Mooosey looks like Rolf Harris.
Tie me down kangaroo down sport tie me down lolol
No but I hear that the price of viagra is rising steadily
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Bet you met him a few times q.
Or possibly shared a cell with him.
Do you wanna be in morgs gang, morgs gang morgs gang,
You wanna be in morgs gang yeah!
Nuff said.
PML……milkys funnier than somer when his mobility scooter battery runs out…..on yer bike son….give my regards to orson
Bet you met him a few times q.
Or possibly shared a cell with him.
Do you wanna be in morgs gang, morgs gang morgs gang,
You wanna be in morgs gang yeah!
Nuff said.
He’s just gutted Kev London and Thin ice got to Linda before him
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