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You really should stay off this Viagra thread it’s getting you over excited, especially with your pace maker. You know what happened in the bus stop ole chap lolol
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Calm down I have found some back up for you
Have fun posting your pics Morg melon head
Laters alligator!
From what I have heard Morg melon head, viagra won’t help you, otherwise they would prescribe it for bed wetting, wouldn’t they lovely!
Look everyone Gerry had to ” modify ” a single sentence he needs to put Duracell in his pace maker but he’s too drunk he will just not listen lolol
Are you “mock mock mocking” me Morg melon head! I might never recover from this.
Good night darling.
This might help the Viagra work sweet butt cheeks x
turn the pace maker down a notch though x
From what I have heard Morg melon head, viagra won’t help you, otherwise they would prescribe it for bed wetting, wouldn’t they lovely!
arse
Pmsl !! 🤣😂.*Tickled me that one.
Morg Melon Head lol
*paints a larger target on bottom *
I’m not ‘ spelling police’ promise I’m not, I slip up, we all do, however it’s always more funny when someone is pulling up someone else on their spelling and does it themselves !! And we’ve all done it !!! It’s that “ ahhh shyte moment “ !!
What’s really funny tho is when you just know Mr Melon is sooooper checking his spelling before he posts , desperately re- checking, only to forget his point and miss out a word, the only word that gives his well checked post any meaning to English speaking, non alien, life !!!
Its the small funnies that keep you coming back for a giggle !!!
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When Mr Melon went to the Doc’s to ask for a script for more Viagra Doc was baffled !!
“ why do you only want 20 ? “
“ well a brek im in arf dun I “
” oh so your sex life is going pretty well then Mr Melon ?”
” No Doc !! arf is enough to stop meself peein on me slippers innit !……Fancy a Babycham later ?”
Bless
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