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OK I’m ranting … right !!!
But I’m sick and tired of bloody BBC weather forecasts – you know …. forecast, as in what they think will happen in the FUTURE !!!!!!
So what do we get for most of their pathetic little 2 minute slot after the News?????
“The weather today WAS …….” and there follows a lengthy description of what the weather WAS like all day in all the different areas of the country.
This isn’t a FORECAST …. it’s telling us what we already knew ffs … we KNEW it was raining in the North or that the temperature in Chipping sodding Norton was lower than the seasonal average today, because some of us bloody well live there – THAT’s how we knew.
We don’t need some ponsified jumped up BBC so-called forecaster to tell us what was already bloody obvious to most of the population ffs !!!!
How about they do the difficult thing and tell us what the weather WILL be like tomorrow?????
So what do they do for the last few seconds of their totally arse-aching little slot??? “Tomorrow it will rain in Wales”” …. well whoopy doo … any half mad drug addled nincompoop could work THAT out. … it ALWAYS rains in bloody Wales…. that’s why only the Welsh live there.
And we pay a license fee for this undiluted crap!!!! Jesus Christ i’m so cross!!!!!
OK rant over – until the next bloody forecast!!!
Oh yes and another thing whilst i’m good and angry…..
“There will be heavy fog all across the South East of England this evening and into the night …..”
Really???
So I rush to the window and look out and what do you suppose I see??? Fog???? No chance !!! Clear cloudless night sky, sweet little stars twinkling away without a care in the world. Not a trace of fog anywhere …. not even a little light ground mist.
Jesus effing Christ …. can’t these imbeciles tell the difference between a clear cloudless sky all over the South East and heavy fog ffs!!!!
These weather forecasts are ludricrous beyond belief!!!!!
Someone tread on your corns PB ?? :lol: :wink:
2 questions
is Chipping sodding Norton a new town and define the SE perhaps Dover was foggy ?
and some of the “weather girls” nudge nudge wink wink say no more :wink:
It wasn’t even foggy in Dover (see Metcheck weather forecast) >>> http://www.metcheck.com/V40/UK/FREE/today.asp?zipcode=Dover <<<
….. so yet again they got it totally wrong didn’t they???/ Bloody typical.
As for Sian Lloyd’s mouth – it’s totally out of proportion with the rest of her face. Oh and the blokes are mostly all poofs anyway.
@forumhostpb wrote:
It wasn’t even foggy in Dover (see Metcheck weather forecast) >>> http://www.metcheck.com/V40/UK/FREE/today.asp?zipcode=Dover <<<
….. so yet again they got it totally wrong didn’t they???/ Bloody typical.
As for Sian Lloyd’s mouth – it’s totally out of proportion with the rest of her face. Oh and the blokes are mostly all poofs anyway.
Oi.. I’m a weather man in my Secret Life..
For that PB, it shall rain in your area for forty days, and forty nights, so build yourself an Ark! I aint a poof.. Jus a lil bit gay on Thursdays!..
Hmmmmmmmm !!!! :twisted:
I have faith in the British Weather Foundation.
IF Michael Fish say’s it’s going to rain, then it is.. He’s da daddy of Weather is Michael.. :lol:
@woohoo wrote:
I have faith in the British Weather Foundation.
IF Michael Fish say’s it’s going to rain, then it is.. He’s da daddy of Weather is Michael.. :lol:
Michael Fish (or poisson) …. really??? Is that the same Michael Fish that so accurately predicted the worst storm recorded last century ….. NOT !!!
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