Weather so-called forecasts !!!

1 Airedale Terrace
Baskerville
UK

Dear Mr WoofWoof….sorry, Mr WooHoo

I really must write to complain about your appalling weather forecasts. Last week you forecast frosty frog here in Baskerville, well you got that wrong didn’t you? It was toads not frogs, can’t you tell the difference? Even a monkey knows that.

And when you said it was going to rain cats and dogs my owner decided to not take me for a walk and stay in to get pi$$ed as a newt instead, and it turned out gloriously sunny! By the way have you ever seen a newt after a few beers? Not a pretty sight…and hang onto your trousers, they’re not choosy, although they’re not as bad as the meerkats after a sherry.

You did get your forecast of snow right though, and once again my owner used the excuse to not take me for a walk but to build a snowman with the two little people instead – a snowman, I ask you, why don’t they ever build a snowdog? Well I got my own back, I turned it yellow.

I urge you to try harder to get your forecasts right, maybe you don’t realise how much us dogs depend on you, our walk is in your hands. And if I don’t get my daily walk, how on earth am I going to get to know that lovely biatch from up the road? Do you realise what a responsibility you bear?

I hope you treat this letter with all the seriousness it deserves, it’s not easy typing with paws as big as mine so thank Microsoft for spellchecker.

Yours Sincerely,

Fido

@forumhostpb wrote:

OK I’m ranting … right !!!

But I’m sick and tired of bloody BBC weather forecasts – you know …. forecast, as in what they think will happen in the FUTURE !!!!!!

So what do we get for most of their pathetic little 2 minute slot after the News?????

“The weather today WAS …….” and there follows a lengthy description of what the weather WAS like all day in all the different areas of the country.

This isn’t a FORECAST …. it’s telling us what we already knew ffs … we KNEW it was raining in the North or that the temperature in Chipping sodding Norton was lower than the seasonal average today, because some of us bloody well live there – THAT’s how we knew.

We don’t need some ponsified jumped up BBC so-called forecaster to tell us what was already bloody obvious to most of the population ffs !!!!

How about they do the difficult thing and tell us what the weather WILL be like tomorrow?????

So what do they do for the last few seconds of their totally arse-aching little slot??? “Tomorrow it will rain in Wales”” …. well whoopy doo … any half mad drug addled nincompoop could work THAT out. … it ALWAYS rains in bloody Wales…. that’s why only the Welsh live there.

And we pay a license fee for this undiluted crap!!!! Jesus Christ i’m so cross!!!!!

OK rant over – until the next bloody forecast!!!

Oh dear we are cross aren’t we!

Nice plate of pasta and a chocolate dessert is what you need!

Why can’t you just look out the window in the morning? :roll: