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    Do you ever think that’s the reason we never make the effort?

    #297980

    @johnboy25 wrote:

    Do you ever think that’s the reason we never make the effort?

    is it cos mummy does it all for you??

    #297981

    Well someone has to :lol:

    #297982

    @johnboy25 wrote:

    Well someone has to :lol:

    my husband went to the same school as you, he beleives that if he does something wrong or extremly slowly it will means that I won’t ask him again!
    the really sad thing is … it works and I hate myself for falling for it! :roll:

    #297983

    @shell wrote:

    @johnboy25 wrote:

    Well someone has to :lol:

    my husband went to the same school as you, he beleives that if he does something wrong or extremly slowly it will means that I won’t ask him again!
    the really sad thing is … it works and I hate myself for falling for it! :roll:

    One of my favourites that one, another one I use when I see my mum is this one:

    Me: I’m quite hungry
    Mum: I’m not cooking you anything (she has a suspicious mind)
    Me: I’m not asking you to, I’ll go and see what there is (go away, have a look, come back) I don’t know what I fancy, might not bother just now and get something later

    (Pause)

    Mum: Do you want me to make you some french toast? (or something similar)
    Me: Only if you’re having some

    Works every time :lol:

    #297984

    @johnboy25 wrote:

    @shell wrote:

    @johnboy25 wrote:

    Well someone has to :lol:

    my husband went to the same school as you, he beleives that if he does something wrong or extremly slowly it will means that I won’t ask him again!
    the really sad thing is … it works and I hate myself for falling for it! :roll:

    One of my favourites that one, another one I use when I see my mum is this one:

    Me: I’m quite hungry
    Mum: I’m not cooking you anything (she has a suspicious mind)
    Me: I’m not asking you to, I’ll go and see what there is (go away, have a look, come back) I don’t know what I fancy, might not bother just now and get something later

    (Pause)

    Mum: Do you want me to make you some french toast? (or something similar)
    Me: Only if you’re having some

    Works every time :lol:

    another one is: just to stand at the fridge and sigh alot!!!

    #297985

    :lol: :lol: Yeah, and wait for something to be suggested then make it sound like the effort of making it would kill you.

    I’ve done them all at some point :lol:

    #297986

    @johnboy25 wrote:

    :lol: :lol: Yeah, and wait for something to be suggested then make it sound like the effort of making it would kill you.

    I’ve done them all at some point :lol:

    Sound like my husband. He can only cook cereal.

    #297987

    @wilma wrote:

    @*Sian wrote:

    A reet horrid scots numpty! :twisted:

    Heh you must have met my ex :o :lol:

    :lol:

    #297988

    @sharongooner wrote:

    @johnboy25 wrote:

    :lol: :lol: Yeah, and wait for something to be suggested then make it sound like the effort of making it would kill you.

    I’ve done them all at some point :lol:

    Sound like my husband. He can only cook cereal.

    If a woman tried those sort of stunts it probably wouldn’t work. Cos at the end of the day, we’re actually not fussed either way. And we can be very resourceful as well :lol:

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