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PML the one time Pete actually joins in and doesn’t call us mental lolol Nova Scotia gets dissed hahahahahahah too funny ok the miniature horse decided to kill all the unhappy unicorns because…..
they criticised his great rotund melon, and also he wanted…
to eliminate the competition so he could…..
rule the democratic republic of Omniveria which was a very small island (more a rock really) with a population of none unless you counted the odd resting albatross who wasnt aware what the rock was called, though neither did the rest of the world as whoever were talking about made the name up.
lol
The double U planned on removing his competition by a curious mixture of…
making them “lmao” so they couldn’t sit down and “pmsl” till they were dehydrated or drowning and…..
(sorry – can you spot the abbreviations i hate???)
ffs brb i seem to have hurt myself when i roflmfao
as the unhappy unicorn rolled around in pain surveying the death and destruction around, there was a twinkle of light and his fairy godperson (very pc lol!) appeared, picked him up off the floor, dried his tears of laughter, screwed his arse back on and said……
“SEE WHAT YOU DID YOU F*CKING EVIL B*STARD”
leaving the UU so shocked (he thought fairy godpeople were nice people fgs!) that he keeled over and…..
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