Why did it take us so long to get on Twitter?
What are we planning on tweeting about?
The answer, in both cases, is -- not a clue.
Get in on the action early and start following us now, though.
Maybe you'll get one of the golden 'return follows'. Right now, we only follow one man.
Click the magic button below to follow us on Twitter. We may say something funny. We may share some insider gossip. We may even embarrass a few chatters. If you're not in the game, you'll never know.
Added bonus: You'll get see a picture of my yacht.
That's all for now, folks.