AbitofMary_J

ohh back from the wift of the armpits… lol phewwwwwwwww

lol i laughed at last nights, Jade being Jade… not getting to grips with whats happening.. and Donny is gonny… lol legg’d it over the wall not wishing to be a servant… i treid watching the live feed last night for awhile but full of silence.. and worries that Jade n Jack mite fancy a…[Read more]

her taste is in her ar5e Fasty..!!! lol i mean Simon Cowell n J Jackson.. f eck tryin to spell his 1st name lol… aren’t his jeans lovely eh… bet u the family start selling this as a new line’ Jackson Jeans lol

I bleedin miss’d 2nites hr… as was oot at the Irn Bru Carnival.. with me lass, she ‘s a wee chicken, ran off a few rides lol and I…[Read more]

have i made it yet..?? lol when im here na sod’s aboot lol should I worry lol

rite im going for the spit the dummy award now.. effin 44 views and nae sod watching BB… am I alone…?? only me and Shazza watching…?? lol and seeker going on about nae sod wishing happy new year… BB more important surely lol

btw for those that don’t know me which is lets say all of ya’s lol duhh im having a wee scottish humoured joke with…[Read more]

yeah Faceman aka Lt Peck… hasnt the years been long..!! mind you the amount of cigars he puffs on….

Cleo with a new out look for men… OIL…. lmfao can’t rem exactly with what she said.. something like… well old man , illhealth and loaded with money… but im sorry no-way does that sound appealing lol… the thought is enough to turn…[Read more]

@fastcars wrote:

Does anybody want some electronic nose hair clippers. Only used once and ive wiped the blood off… 8-[

lol where they a fetchin pink colour fasty..?? lol

i lost the will to read after 4th line soz lol

emmalush wrote:
Can someone explain to me why someone thats good enough to earn £100,000 a week should pay more tax percentagedly than someone earning £300 a week?[/quot

if i earned £300 id be laughin…

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

or you could come and clean my place and prepare my soup n steak pie :lol:

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if only I noticed this post sooner Lcuky, id ok taken your offer up… sadly too late now alas….

we’re having our New Years dinner at 5pm 2nite, as Ive decided im painting the toon with my nose n ar5e 2nite… i’ll have 1 drink afore the Bells and 1…[Read more]

@ugo wrote:

You could always roll an extra long one & watch the hours tick by :lol: :lol: :lol:

lol i could i could… but thats nothing new…

@ForumHostPB wrote:

There have been so many – maybe (or maybe not?) we shall see.

COLD CONSOMME SOUP / MOUSSE:

Take one can of Campbell’s Condensed Beef Consomme. (NB: It MUST be Campbells’ condensed as it won’t work with ordinary consomme).

Pour this into a blender and add around 600grams of full fat cream cheese (NOT your girly reduced fat…

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PB, i do hope someone from JC will be doing a ‘years round up on what happen in JC 2006’ as I hear we no longer have the ‘ JC News letter’ lol who will ode the wonderful events than has touched our lifes in JC….

@emmalush wrote:

Christmas, is a Pagan Winter Solstice celebration, that was copied by the church in the 4th century to increase its flock, not even an original festivity.

Why would anyone wana decorate trees, kiss under the mistletoe etc 4 days late…

its a day for family and friends, with a vicar of dibley waistecoat sayings ‘ its my birthday’…[Read more]

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Well actually I did all the cooking Mary – it’s the only way to get a decent meal around here!!!

We had guests for lunch on Sunday, so I did a traditional roast rib of beef with Yorkshire pudding, roast potatoes etc etc. Starter was my own recipe of cream cheese & curried beef consomme mousse (recipe available on request), and…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

…. and you are without doubt an experienced dribbler Mary. On behalf of all the users of JustChat, may I wish you many happy hours of dribbling.

well I learned fae the best eh….

I hope you had an enjoyable Chrstmas PB and the family… did you give Mrs PB the day off and do the cooking…?? a question has popped into my…[Read more]

well im at the bottom on the wages chart… as a Molly Maid i am when working… I work my fingers to a bone, in untidy, dirty smelly hooses which most of my clients are of the hospital backgrounds, lawyers, judges, business men and woman, and the delightful widowers whom don’t need cleaners they want a firendly face and company and would leave a…[Read more]

me for one would be reading this Koran he has asked for his friend to have, might have in it where the weapons of mass distruction are eh… or even a plot or two…

suspisous mind i have eh…

@emmalush wrote:

Santa got me a bottle of coke, then he charged me, i asked why, he said he was sick n tierd of getting ungreatfull children presents and wanted to do his original job, which explained why he was wearing green.

full of the christmas joy I see then Em eh…

ohhh Dawny n the digi cam well i’ll expect some pic’s thru my email…[Read more]

@ForumHostPB wrote:

UGO probably got it from one of the many gay sites that he surfs. I thought it should stay as some sort of awful tribute to his sense of taste.

BTW girls, remember that Santa only comes once a year. Is that enough for you???

hense why Santa’s a man eh….

Ding…. DONG…. ohhhh eye candy for the ladies… and Ugo im with sunny on this… u looking for stripping men… something you wish to share with Auntie MJ n Sunny..? lol