AbitofMary_J

well being a Scot u’ll expect me to be lickin the dregs fae the table and lyin tits up somewhere… years ago maybe… these days its the twin set, pearls n tweed knickers… a tee-totaller… but on Christmas day I do open a bottle of Laurent Perrier Rose Champagne.

a wee tip if your having champagne or even sparkling wine.. to keep the fiZZ in…[Read more]

lol nice one, id buy a few other prize crosswords and leave them next to him, let him fill them in… then send in… nice wee earner… even cut in him,,, always leave a few jars behind the bar for him…

PB u must change your name to J. R. Hartley…. as your always doin a spot of ‘ flyfishin’ LOL

lmfao….. OI OI Aussie stud muffin x long long time…. hope U n Jen n family all well.. glad to c abit of life back on the boards m8… and im baffled at the fuss of those ASHES their TINY….. effin laff when u see the siZe of them…. do they resemble the guys anatomy…??? small in portion…??

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Sure Mary, but that argument can cut both ways – if you remove all women etc etc.

But this is in reality never going to happen whereas – and back to the theme – if women were more relaxed and permissive about casual sex, men wouldn’t need prostitutes. This is the reason that they (prostitutes) can make a living out of selling…

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what baffles me is WHY…. do vegans n veggieterians eat things like veggie burgers n sausages..??? when it remsembles meat..?? i always wonder…

@Woman wrote:

LOL I have too say that you UK pepole have a very weird sense of humour lol and it is true very weird. I will get use too it I guess but I know it will not be anytime soon lol. :? :oops:

now PB’s fav American Show Friends Woman, had the one when they were trying Ross ex’s breasts milk… not only the UK….

@gerrygypsy wrote:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

hense don’t eat out eh…. Mac D’s had semen put into their mayo..!!! next time you think of enjoyin a chicken mac burger think again lol

reminds me when my lass was born , 8 yrs ago her father came up for a visit, and i being a gracefull hostess offered him a cuppa… much to my horror when I went to put…

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excellent show… Leona was outstanding and was the X-Factor…

Ray what a wee gent he was, outstanding performance from him also and his dueting with Westlife, he shone with them..

Gary Barlow, what a wise man he’s turned out, but then he is a genius in song writting, im sure he’ll pen afor for Leona… and many more song writters will be…[Read more]

@ForumHostPB wrote:

It’s the old old story isn’t it? Do you ‘blame’ the prostitute for selling sex or do you blame the ‘customer’ for creating the demand by buying it?

My theory is that it isn’t the prostitute’s fault that there is a need for their services – it is the fault of ‘non-prostitutes’ or ordinary women – amateurs if you prefer.

If…

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Leona to win btw… excellent sat nite viewin… nice wee bottle o ginger… sweeties fae the tallyvan and sum ‘yoghart surprise’ what more can I take…. back to work… real soon pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…..

watching the Final… and the folks whom didnt make it.. lets say they sounded like The X-factors Special Friends…. laughed.. Car Crash viewing… Pour woman only have one line to murder and she missed her que, didnt Edna prompt her enough to SHINE… lol

hense don’t eat out eh…. Mac D’s had semen put into their mayo..!!! next time you think of enjoyin a chicken mac burger think again lol

reminds me when my lass was born , 8 yrs ago her father came up for a visit, and i being a gracefull hostess offered him a cuppa… much to my horror when I went to put milk in the tea, there was no milk… so…[Read more]

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@Woman wrote:

LOL ForumHostPB lol now you got me laughing now and I hope that you are happy with yourself that I am laughing my butt off lol. :lol: :wink:

‘Woman’, it is always a pleasure to encourage you to laugh, even if it has the effect of making your ”butt” come off. It is just possible that you may be catching on to…

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@Matty wrote:

I got a friend from ipswich, infact he called me just this weekend, he plays rugby and asked me if i could help out, he said they are short of hookers

lol i shouldnt laugh..!!1 ive heard 5 jkes since this has happened, doesnt take long before the jokes start eh..

lol PB u have way too much time on your hands…!! i bet u sat there…[Read more]

@Esmeralda wrote:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@PATS wrote:

put ye claws away ye miserable old bag. :lol:

Get it right round you.. ya dozy old frump :twisted:

lol lmfao ere Esme by any chance r u Scottish lol

How did you guess :lol:

the get it rite roon ya…!!! lol

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

lol i came across some funny Dear Santa letters to which Santa replied, Santa seems very familar must be a chatter from here…. any guess’s lol

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/john.hazell1/pages/stuff/funny/santa.htm

(Link fixed …. Ed)

i like this guy Ed…. does he not explain what I did wrong..?? lol cheers

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i can’t get that to stick as a web site sorry folks…!!! well i could be Santas’ speical friend eh lol duhhhhhh

@Esmeralda wrote:

@PATS wrote:

put ye claws away ye miserable old bag. :lol:

Get it right round you.. ya dozy old frump :twisted:

lol lmfao ere Esme by any chance r u Scottish lol

very very sad, what the family is suffering, I couldnt even imagine, must be a Mother thing as reading this story well ‘ cry me a river’. My heart goes out to the family.