AbitofMary_J

@Geoff wrote:

We have Supersteve, cleaning up the threads of JC! And he wears his y-fronts outside his tights too… :lol:

who’s supersteve…. i must really take a better intrest in the threads, but as u know if been fairly dire…. so hense y i aint aboot as much,

never put my most expenisive thing…

apart fae the kids… would have to be the karaoke business…. 2 units… and my complustion of disc buyin…!!! like what a normal female does with shoppin mine is karaoke disc’s…. thats what tickles my fancy…lol

@rubyred wrote:

I once bought miracle slimming tabs for an impending holiday.jeesey peeps i turned into a one woman oil slick! Basically anything with the remotesest bit of fat,came whizzing out yer erse,seconds later.I had to stop using them,,had vision of an oily like residue,following me about the pool..

I wuz robbed!

hardly gonna have a…

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@Geoff wrote:

Memo to Stephen… :wink:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

…. take with a doZe of salt, and never let get under ones’ skin… as it aint * real life *…. never understand how folks take these boards with seriousness…. makes ones’ mind boggle…

I think I may be accused of bullying/stalking/using ones name in…

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@Esmeralda wrote:

It’s actually..’May yer lum reek.’ usually used as a greeting at Hogmanay..translation..may your chimney reek of smoke… to smell of smoke..hence your fire is burning. To wish this is to wish prosperity to keep the house warm for the coming year. It’s also customary to hand over a lump of coal..though most hosts prefer a wee…

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@Gyps wrote:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

@Gyps wrote:

Heaven: Anything smothered on a man! even with Offal…??? mmMmm sliver of liver n onions topped with de’viled kidneys…..??? lol
Hell: Offal [-X =;

Heaven……. Beef Wellington ala Mary_J….. the fillet steak coated with french mustard n sauted shallots n mix’d mushrooms in Brandy….…

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@Esmeralda wrote:

Get with the programme Mary..we closed the show last night. Sorry you didn’t appreciate my offer of free tickets. Oh..and if you didn’t get the humour in my remark…it’s because I wasn’t trying to be funny. I remember in the thread about filthy hospitals we shared gory tales of the conditions we found there. You mentioned that…

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ohhh dear… seems abit heated in ere eh…. what did I start…. well im goin to be shot doon in flames ere…. i recieve the first txt joke aboot Steve Irwin…. and goin to share..

Steve Irwin was asked what is your fondest childhood memory… It must be Thunderbirds he replied but there will always be a place in my heart for a…[Read more]

@Gyps wrote:

Heaven: Anything smothered on a man! even with Offal…??? mmMmm sliver of liver n onions topped with de’viled kidneys…..??? lol
Hell: Offal [-X =;

Heaven……. Beef Wellington ala Mary_J….. the fillet steak coated with french mustard n sauted shallots n mix’d mushrooms in Brandy…. mmmmMMmmm… wrapped in puff pastry….…[Read more]

@Esmeralda wrote:

Jeez..Fats..you can function independently of Geoff…Quick..it’s a miracle..now the next step is for you to actually have an independent opinion..

Mary..so glad you liked the show..I believe they’re performing live crucifixions in Teb-adha..would you like me to get you a couple of tickets?

touchy touchy now Esm, only a comment…[Read more]

lmfao./…..

ere Magoo n Pats…. I see ur doin a spot of J R Hartley there…. proper *fly-fishin*..

ere Beekers guid luck…. and since its showbiZ break a leg…. but no literally…

now this was a super read…. all i can add was wide-open target… even though a previous life….. lol

anyone just watch Aggie n Kim on how clean is your hospital,,,,..??

half of us human can’t even wash our hands properly for a kick off…. most of the public coming into a hospital not using the sterile gels.. and some doctors and nurses and staff..!! very worrying…. a simpley explained 10 seconds to put rub the gel on properly… 10 seconds……[Read more]

well the police put burglerys highin on their agenda’s than proctecting children…

the forgein prisoners should be deported…. every other country sends back our nasty scum whom have comminted crimes after they have served time….

bring back Hanging im all for…. let the people of britain speak… im sure it would surprise you that most…[Read more]

well done Tad xx too posh to push thats what I like to hear lol…

lovely name…. just as well u didnt need to push Katie oot eh…. ohhh crossin me legs… thinkin of stitches lol…. best wishes to Tad and all her family xxx best wishes Auntie Becks xx

@Lexia Dis wrote:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

i must know u eh….

I shood hope so aftur all the sexool flavours yuo gave me. I remememember those days wen yuo whered yuor dominaytricks outfit fondlee :wink: :wink:

lol im sure u have me mixed up with Tempo now… she’s into dungeons n dragons lol

@Drivel wrote:

He was probably cheesed off with all the paperwork and frustrated about not being able to do much himself
The whole system is bogged down with administration and beaurocracy – by the time any action happens it is usually too late !!!

too many fingers in the pot as you would say, too many cheifs not enough indians…

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UK stick to the topic eh…. or go and do sausage fingers’ job….! plenty of polish workers in our area…. plus 2 new fab Polish deli’s..

Esm, when i had my bairn last yr, my loo was a total disgrace…. you can imagine what was lurking…. the blood, smell, black mildew covered shower…. i got my mam to bring in my cleanin box…. and I…[Read more]

@Drivel wrote:

The programme was called “Real Lives” mary
And it really boiled my cheap wine watching it
All those Head of Social work and sociology professors etc mouthing off about what can and cannot be done
FFS we are talking about young teenage kids who need controlling and support
It all comes back to human rights and silly laws
Kids at 13…

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fill me in Fast, for the last few wks i havent really bothered readin the posts…….

but who’s who’s favorites…??? who’s brown nosein as they say….. and who’s feather bein ruffled….. nosey bint that I am…

@token_male wrote:

alot of pubs are trying all this banning stuff here at the moment too!

my local is fantastic for it though!

inide no smoking! dont you dare smoke no no no no no

but outside theres a huge patio with some benches and you can smoke outside!

its fantastic!! had all the non smokers complaining in the summer when it where a…

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