AbitofMary_J

lol… well they don’t come denser than me lol

here i took a wee looky at ur site….. its fab…. all the photos’ i stole sumthing fae it…. lol ere’ thought it was brill… lol
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dirrttttyyyyy mooooo lol

as in Earl Flynn…. lmfao there will b a few worried aboot roomin with u eh lol

lol…. ere’ after u posted that…. i was like…. duh… thats the punchline lol humour me ladies lol

its shyte eh lol i canny mind even typin it lol

lmfao i found where i left my funny now…. and go on squeeZy correct me then lol

rite i canny mind where i posted last lol i did try and do a funny but canny mind where lol

lol nae ta…. lol like gordons gin…. rank as lol here i cud of telt ya that… like that shytey earl grey ponce stuff lol n martini,…. lol

startin to feel hungover…. am i a woss or wot lol

lol as innocent as a NUN in CUCUMBER FIELD lol

clathes….

ohhhhh can i slobber n slabber while u eat…. want to scan me sum scran…??? lol ohhh i cud eat a scaby horse n back lol… my fingers lookin tasty lol

lol…. well i get more confuddled when i think ive used the rite word… and got the spellin rite… to be pm’d by a smartar5e… u scots r all the same ilierate ar5es….. lol well id rather b that,,,, than sum k unt takin time to point oot mistakes i know ive made…. so who’s the brainy knunt eh lol ohhh im yakiin shyte im soZZled… lol think…[Read more]

whats Barton fink…?? here ive had a thai green curry…. rank all coconut… also had a thai red curry…. burny burny, nice but widnae have it again…. only tried is as part of the buffet…
the drink is startin to wear aff me now lol and the munchies startin to set in…. but im goin to resit…. ive lost 8lbs this weekk woooooooooo…[Read more]

well u r havin a convo with a simpleton lol

is ole troutface lol

ohhh rite a front wedgie…. lol i get ya now cheers hun xxx

i aint seen eastys in mths too borin….

well…. im havin to seek penance…. that the word im lookin for….

im such a lush…. that the word im llookin for… MJ has had a soZZle fae the ole bottle…. n well verbal diahorria aint got a furken look in… so folks/…. im sayin as it comes… mite be shyte but ill be furken rite/// lol

ohhh wots this thread aboot…??

aye rite…[Read more]

lol i could add a few to that….

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my mother taught me the laws of phsyics’….. when she flung her slipper … it still hit me …. ( roon corners n upstairs..)