AbitofMary_J

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

then there was this guy… who has had silicon injestions to make him bigger… now im expectin him to pull out say maybe a 16 incher… to SHOCK HORROR….. I NOW KNOW WHAT ELEPHANTIEIUS OF THE BAWS… it was f o o kin bulkin,,, that guy has serious mental probs me thinks…!!! anyway with his obestion of the elephant siZe…

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@AbitofMary_J wrote:

ohhhhhhhhh…. see JC still has its own charmin threads eh …

No – this is a non-confrontational non-flaming, ”be nice to everybody”, ”just say ”NO” thread……………………. isn’t it?????

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

yeah anything but the hair oot a bottle lol

lmfaooooooo you cheeky bint.

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids.

The shopkeeper asks “Are they twins”?

The woman says “No, he’s 9 and she’s 7.

Why? Do you think they look alike?”

“No”, he replies “I just can’t believe you got laid twice

Now THAT was funny :lol: :lol:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids.

The shopkeeper asks “Are they twins”?

The woman says “No, he’s 9 and she’s 7.

Why? Do you think they look alike?”

“No”, he replies “I just can’t believe you got laid twice

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Thanks Mary I needed that! :wink:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids.

The shopkeeper asks “Are they twins”?

The woman says “No, he’s 9 and she’s 7.

Why? Do you think they look alike?”

“No”, he replies “I just can’t believe you got laid twice

:D :D :D :D :D :D lmao.

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

ooOOOoooo Senga… ur 30th…. Welcome to LIFE…. lol we’re the new 20’s btw lol

here where’s me party invite…???

:shock: you mean you aint received it yet??? :shock:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

lol speak for urself lol i was just glad my mam n wee 1 didnt pop into the room when i was readin this thread..!!! wonder how long that pic will stay lol

lol @ how long it will stay up…. oh my minds in the gutter!!! :oops: :oops: :oops:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

i thought that guy was yummmi scummmi… mmmm lol

I thought it was my ex :lol: :lol: :lol:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

lucky u still havin firkin yo-yo knickers… lol

PB ya growly Bear grrrrrrr with the HUGE wooden spoon…

PATS ur still an OLE TROUT mind ya u’ve got taste even know ur ole man is a big Tim lol bet he’s well gutted Rangers got into the final 16 lol Mr Woflfie gutted lol im treadin litely lol

ohhhh soZ this a loveeeeee thread…

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@AbitofMary_J wrote:

a few people should think of this before a posting..!!!

Pot, Kettle, BLACK….

=D> :-k 8)

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

here i can’t use that book for my 2…. as i got sectioned on both lol.. think id rather explain than show the pictures for them lol

lolyeah mary doll my lil lad is always telling people he came out the sunroof pmlllllllllll

@token_male wrote:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

tut tut Pats…
what was yellow and used to run on an 13 amp fuse…???

ohhh thats sick can’t finish it but the clue is in this thread lol

my uncle who also died of a kidney infection…

Yes i dont find those jokes funny as i had a very personal loss due to it

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

On the 1st day of JC my UK gave to meeeee….

A PB with his Iron’eyyyyyyyyyy

on the 2nd day of JC my UK gave to Meeeee….

2 tw@talites…… and A PB with his Iron’eyyyyyy…

on the 3rd day of JC my UK gave to Meeee…..

3 old hens…. Pats springs to mind… 2 tw@tlites….. and A PB with his iron’eyyyyy….

on the 4th…

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@AbitofMary_J wrote:

lol… well wot a surprise… i hoesntly can’t believe simon cowell… he had the chance to get rid of that annoyin tw@nk chico..!!! let him be the X Factor in Morrocco… plzzzzz not HERE….!! entertainment… id rather pick me firkin toenails aff..!!!!

i reckon… if any1 notice while both acts were murderin their songs…

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@AbitofMary_J wrote:

yes u do becky..!!! don’t lie…

well Oss… all ive got to say to u is…. ur hallway is in dire need of a make-over….!! tsk..!!!

To you I dont lie like you ok :wink:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

on reading lambys antic’s on the roads or pavements lol and my pal goin thru her driving lessons.. she’s on her 14th driving instructor…. poor guy i feel for him…

there must be loads of stories…

im a smart ar5e i passed after 6 BSM driving lessons, 1 with my dad which ended up me getting out the car greeting and walking…

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@AbitofMary_J wrote:

it wid freeZe the baws aff a brass fo okin monkey…!!!

well im seemly in my Prime for my age group… but i’ll tell u this… i just invested in M n S ( not S n M lol ) thermol long john n top… as its foo kin freeZin…

that disnae bare thinking about! :shock:

@Bad Manners wrote:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

i was browsing the bigbid on the web as my daughter asked me to bid for the McFly Guitar…. so i did…. until i saw how much it was standin at…!! £5100.00. Unfortunetaly at present Charity begins at home… i will chuck a few pound coins and have sponsered me daughter for a sponser silence thats worth…

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@AbitofMary_J wrote:

i was browsing the bigbid on the web as my daughter asked me to bid for the McFly Guitar…. so i did…. until i saw how much it was standin at…!! £5100.00. Unfortunetaly at present Charity begins at home… i will chuck a few pound coins and have sponsered me daughter for a sponser silence thats worth the £30… only if s…

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