AbitofMary_J

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@AbitofMary_J wrote:

PATS…… married to a few Scot… although he’s a big fe ckin TIM…!!! lol she’s as mad as they come..!! and boy i heard she’s comes alrite… lmfao yes yes im smoking…!!!! oi gig’s i saw that out of fashion.. im smokin the equivalent of A ROLEX lol

but back to ole trout face…. i don’t know y peeps have a…

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@AbitofMary_J wrote:

PATS…… married to a few Scot… although he’s a big fe ckin TIM…!!! lol she’s as mad as they come..!! and boy i heard she’s comes alrite… lmfao yes yes im smoking…!!!! oi gig’s i saw that out of fashion.. im smokin the equivalent of A ROLEX lol

but back to ole trout face…. i don’t know y peeps have a porb with…

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@Mart wrote:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

she’s blooming then eh…??? when’s the due date…??

we’re all well…. havin to invest in a people carrier to get us all fae A to B… lol kids all well…. the wee barra now 4mths old 2day and a wee cracker

lol she aint that bad, but she’s still a fat b*tch 8) I jus like to take the cheap wine, she’s too easy…

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@AbitofMary_J wrote:

here was at the ole carboot sale 2day… me n my m8…. and came home with a new nic-name… lmfao im even thinkin of using it … we were partakin in a J or 2… she called me … *Hoggatha* because i was smokin all the J lol

LMFAO mary…….are u ever straight girl? :lol: :lol: 8)

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

Countdown to Christmas

Can’t Wait?
How long ’til Christmas?

52 Days

14 Hours

1 Minutes

…But who’s counting?

ooooooh what ya got me :lol: :lol: :lol:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

sits n smokes…. ur doin well folks lol soz cudnae resits…. i did get to 5wks then started again..!!!

Runs in to inhale smoke…. :D :D

Feck.. forgot about that bluidy spacesuit…..eek :shock: :shock: :shock:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

its NuMPTY….!! LOL

Pmsl Mary…that was classic… :lol:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

lol @ PATS here this phrase for lucky @ PATS lol

You could park a bike on that bum lol

:lol: glad u sed that an not me. pml. :-

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

Wooooooooooo Eeeeeeeeeeeeee Senga…. xxx

so Irish eyes r smiling…?? lol

Happy Days :lol: :lol: :lol:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

lmfao @ lucky…. men troubles again Senga… u’ll never learn will ya lol

this ones irish (altho stayin in Edinburgh) though so gotta be a bit of scope on this one lol :P

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

LMFAO….

here this afternoon this was at 155…. now look at it,,… lol

LADIES LADIES LADIES….. u have all 4gotten AbitofMary J Finishing School for Finer young ladies….!!!!

u all need ur mooths washed oot im SHOCKED…!!!

Senga ur very norty u r lol

PATS lmfao what can i say….

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@AbitofMary_J wrote:

…. nope not me up the crack of fe ckin dawn..!!! ( ohhh dawny u enjoyin this lol )

[-X [-X now now now, u can leave my crack out of it mary :lol: :lol: :lol:
well ive been a busy girl :wink: :wink: :wink:

poor plutys knackered

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

wasnt a great game… didnae think becks sud of been sent aff… and I thought u struggled after the sendin aff… but ya did win..!!!

Scotland… grrrr… knew we’d foo k it up..!!!

grrrrr @ North Ireland… u sod beat my fibta coupon..!!!!! got every1 else up…!!! feckin 2 fae each section as well..!!!!!! grrrrrrr

im…

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@AbitofMary_J wrote:

lol@soulie… no u numpty..!!! it was a machine that u could buy a vibrator for £20 like a condom machine.. lol

Pml….can you imagine if someone walked in on you just as you were buying one :oops: :lol:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

Dagger… if u keep 2 budgies 2gether… the chances of them talkin is near nil… u got them in seperate cages…?? mind have cuttle bone in there cages so they can sharpen there beeks… oor last budgie Ally was fo okin nuts… used to sit on the shelve with my CD’s and say wee barsteward and fling the CD’s off… hope u know…

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@AbitofMary_J wrote:

im havin a mad moment lol

LMAO @ ‘moment’ Mary :wink: …….. u crack me up girl :lol: hope life’s treatin u and mr wolfie ok…..and how’s that little bundle of joy? xxxx

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

sings a song for mart….

*AbitofMary_J coughs*

Nobody likes me….
Everybody HATES me….
Think I’ll go eat WORMS….

Big fat Juicy ones…
Wee skinny skooshy ones…
See how they wiggle and squirm….

Well you BITE aff their heids….
And you SUCK oot the blood….
And you throw their skins away….

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@AbitofMary_J wrote:

Volkies’…. young lady,,,!!! u need ur mooth washed oot with carbolic soap and steel wire brush u should sign up for my courses lol…

1. Classes in …. How to get out the car without revealing your breakfast…..!

2. how to fart without getting caught by your parnter…

3. How to learn to talk with your mouth full ( this…

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@AbitofMary_J wrote:

lol@squeeZy…. my mum-in-law is excellent i love spendin time with her… plus u get the marks n sparks cakes, dinners etc lol and my hello mag lol…

Wanna swop? :D

His mother thinks that my son is weird because she offered him sweets and he told her he was going to check if he was allowed them first.

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@AbitofMary_J wrote:

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and you can f00k off as well MJ lol :wink: