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    well being a Scot u’ll expect me to be lickin the dregs fae the table and lyin tits up somewhere… years ago maybe… these days its the twin set, pearls n tweed knickers… a tee-totaller… but on Christmas day I do open a bottle of Laurent Perrier Rose Champagne.

    a wee tip if your having champagne or even sparkling wine.. to keep the fiZZ in the bubbly put in a metal spoon honest it works… the spoon cradles in the neck the wide part at top obvisouly lol/….

    #254185

    lol nice one, id buy a few other prize crosswords and leave them next to him, let him fill them in… then send in… nice wee earner… even cut in him,,, always leave a few jars behind the bar for him…

    #253680

    PB u must change your name to J. R. Hartley…. as your always doin a spot of ‘ flyfishin’ LOL

    #254102

    lmfao….. OI OI Aussie stud muffin x long long time…. hope U n Jen n family all well.. glad to c abit of life back on the boards m8… and im baffled at the fuss of those ASHES their TINY….. effin laff when u see the siZe of them…. do they resemble the guys anatomy…??? small in portion…??

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    @forumhostpb wrote:

    Sure Mary, but that argument can cut both ways – if you remove all women etc etc.

    But this is in reality never going to happen whereas – and back to the theme – if women were more relaxed and permissive about casual sex, men wouldn’t need prostitutes. This is the reason that they (prostitutes) can make a living out of selling sex.

    No hang-ups about relationships or ”will you respect me in the morning?”. The answer is … who cares??? Just get yer knickers off and stop the yapping.No rubbish about relationships, just get ’em off girl.

    oh I could answer this… tempted but I’ll refrain lol i’ll keep my tweed knickers high waisted thanks lol

    #253867

    what baffles me is WHY…. do vegans n veggieterians eat things like veggie burgers n sausages..??? when it remsembles meat..?? i always wonder…

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    @woman wrote:

    LOL I have too say that you UK pepole have a very weird sense of humour lol and it is true very weird. I will get use too it I guess but I know it will not be anytime soon lol. :? :oops:

    now PB’s fav American Show Friends Woman, had the one when they were trying Ross ex’s breasts milk… not only the UK….

    #253854

    @gerrygypsy wrote:

    @abitofmary_j wrote:

    hense don’t eat out eh…. Mac D’s had semen put into their mayo..!!! next time you think of enjoyin a chicken mac burger think again lol

    reminds me when my lass was born , 8 yrs ago her father came up for a visit, and i being a gracefull hostess offered him a cuppa… much to my horror when I went to put milk in the tea, there was no milk… so quick thinkin i freshly expressed enough milk for his tea, i take mine without milk anyways,…. and gave him his cuppa…. and sat watching him drink his tea… and even said it was a fab brew…!! inwhich i offered him another before he left, and he delightlyfully accepted… so off i went more milk to express lol

    So evil…but I lurve it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Breast is best they say Gerry…. now when I had num2 child… breastfeeding again…. now everyone is the family knew what I did, and its been a blessing, as when I had vistors up seeing the new addition.,.. did I have to make everyone tea n coffee… NO… and everyone brought milk as well… even biccies…!!!

    #248195

    excellent show… Leona was outstanding and was the X-Factor…

    Ray what a wee gent he was, outstanding performance from him also and his dueting with Westlife, he shone with them..

    Gary Barlow, what a wise man he’s turned out, but then he is a genius in song writting, im sure he’ll pen afor for Leona… and many more song writters will be banging at Simons door donating songs for her… she’s is going to be a huge superstar… but I hope as Gary B stressed that she doesnt do a cover verison album, as she has the voice to sing songs written for her..

    I think this years show.. will be very hard to top, lets hope theirs a few more stars out there not shinning yet.

    #253631

    @forumhostpb wrote:

    It’s the old old story isn’t it? Do you ‘blame’ the prostitute for selling sex or do you blame the ‘customer’ for creating the demand by buying it?

    My theory is that it isn’t the prostitute’s fault that there is a need for their services – it is the fault of ‘non-prostitutes’ or ordinary women – amateurs if you prefer.

    If women in general put it about a bit more more and were prepared to have a quick bang, no questions asked, then the need for prostitutes would diminish to the point where they wouldn’t have any customers. The laws of supply and demand would operate – take away the demand and the supply dries up (metaphorically speaking of course).

    The fact is that if a bloke feels like a shag or a BJ after a night out on the beer and a curry to top it off with …. what options are open to him?

    Approaching an ‘amateur’ in the queue for a curry or whatever and suggesting a quickie in the back of the car, or behind the local bus shelter, would possibly be met with some form of rejection.

    So can he do?? He pops round to his local red light district and there before his eyes, ready and waiting just for him, is a whole selection of georgeous females ready and willing to fulfil his needs.

    No questions asked, just bung us a fiver (or whatever the current going rate is), then all he has to do is perform the three ”W’s” (whip it in, whip it out, and wipe it). Can’t say fairer than that now, can you?

    So come on amateurs, sort yourselves out and put it about a bit more OK? Remember, the scourge of prostitution on our streets is all YOUR fault.

    tsk.. tsk PB… If only men didnt have fixations on sex… if we remove Men… half the problems in our world would disappear… MEN… all a WOMAN in front… not many behind.. lol mind u some of u guys swing both ways,… hense the sayin tickling your fancy eh.. lol

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