[AbitofMary_J]

@geoff wrote:

We have Supersteve, cleaning up the threads of JC! And he wears his y-fronts outside his tights too… :lol:

who’s supersteve…. i must really take a better intrest in the threads, but as u know if been fairly dire…. so hense y i aint aboot as much,

[AbitofMary_J]

never put my most expenisive thing…

apart fae the kids… would have to be the karaoke business…. 2 units… and my complustion of disc buyin…!!! like what a normal female does with shoppin mine is karaoke disc’s…. thats what tickles my fancy…lol

[AbitofMary_J]

@rubyred wrote:

I once bought miracle slimming tabs for an impending holiday.jeesey peeps i turned into a one woman oil slick! Basically anything with the remotesest bit of fat,came whizzing out yer erse,seconds later.I had to stop using them,,had vision of an oily like residue,following me about the pool..

I wuz robbed!

hardly gonna have a shirley valentine moment with yer drawers all oily ;)

lmfao @ Rubes’ only u eh… lol ya daft bint… u’d of been cheaper way Laxitives lol and prob better success rate lol… ( now anyone plz… abusing laxitives not reconmended incase you think you’ll lose weight… this was a meer lite hearted joke and not SERIOUS )

hows Norbet….?? x

[AbitofMary_J]

@geoff wrote:

Memo to Stephen… :wink:

@abitofmary_j wrote:

…. take with a doZe of salt, and never let get under ones’ skin… as it aint * real life *…. never understand how folks take these boards with seriousness…. makes ones’ mind boggle…

I think I may be accused of bullying/stalking/using ones name in vain/paranoia/persecution/farting without permission/walking on the cracks in the pavement/etc, etc… :lol:

well whats new there eh…. i tell ya… the boards just aint the same, i rem when it was all classed as humour… chewin the fat… havin a bit of banter…. but like life… just too many folks with one way of seein things….

[AbitofMary_J]

@esmeralda wrote:

It’s actually..’May yer lum reek.’ usually used as a greeting at Hogmanay..translation..may your chimney reek of smoke… to smell of smoke..hence your fire is burning. To wish this is to wish prosperity to keep the house warm for the coming year. It’s also customary to hand over a lump of coal..though most hosts prefer a wee bottle of something instead :lol:

well…. im effin scottish…. and its Lang May ur lum Reek’…. in u please….

,just mind the shortbreid n black bun alang way the Bottle n coal…

[AbitofMary_J]

@gyps wrote:

@abitofmary_j wrote:

@gyps wrote:

Heaven: Anything smothered on a man! even with Offal…??? mmMmm sliver of liver n onions topped with de’viled kidneys…..??? lol
Hell: Offal [-X =;

Heaven……. Beef Wellington ala Mary_J….. the fillet steak coated with french mustard n sauted shallots n mix’d mushrooms in Brandy…. mmmmMMmmm… wrapped in puff pastry…. made by my fair hands… ( yip pastry oot the box lol )

Hell…… easy….. Fish

Mare you may well have put me off men for life now! :shock:

lol gyps… alas i think ur tellin big huge PORKIE PIES lol…. just have a nice chianti with it ( PB need a spelt check on that italian wine lol ) Hannible Lecters tipple..

[AbitofMary_J]

@esmeralda wrote:

Get with the programme Mary..we closed the show last night. Sorry you didn’t appreciate my offer of free tickets. Oh..and if you didn’t get the humour in my remark…it’s because I wasn’t trying to be funny. I remember in the thread about filthy hospitals we shared gory tales of the conditions we found there. You mentioned that you were a cleaner Mary. Now I don’t expect you to clean down the boards and scrub down the threads..so why would you expect me to be cracking jokes and turning cartwheels? I don’t have a nose that lights up or a whirly bow tie. I’m just here to exchange points of view and…like yourself and others..to chew the fat and put the world to rights.

reading this sounds as if one has their knickers in a twist… my take on the boards… just words on a screen…. nowt more nowt less…. take with a doZe of salt, and never let get under ones’ skin… as it aint * real life *…. never understand how folks take these boards with seriousness…. makes ones’ mind boggle…

[AbitofMary_J]

ohhh dear… seems abit heated in ere eh…. what did I start…. well im goin to be shot doon in flames ere…. i recieve the first txt joke aboot Steve Irwin…. and goin to share..

Steve Irwin was asked what is your fondest childhood memory… It must be Thunderbirds he replied but there will always be a place in my heart for a stingray…!

bad I know…. soZ’s steves’ family…

[AbitofMary_J]

@gyps wrote:

Heaven: Anything smothered on a man! even with Offal…??? mmMmm sliver of liver n onions topped with de’viled kidneys…..??? lol
Hell: Offal [-X =;

Heaven……. Beef Wellington ala Mary_J….. the fillet steak coated with french mustard n sauted shallots n mix’d mushrooms in Brandy…. mmmmMMmmm… wrapped in puff pastry…. made by my fair hands… ( yip pastry oot the box lol )

Hell…… easy….. Fish

[AbitofMary_J]

@esmeralda wrote:

Jeez..Fats..you can function independently of Geoff…Quick..it’s a miracle..now the next step is for you to actually have an independent opinion..

Mary..so glad you liked the show..I believe they’re performing live crucifixions in Teb-adha..would you like me to get you a couple of tickets?

touchy touchy now Esm, only a comment of JR HARTLEY ….. er u do rem the advert…. spot of flyfishin im sure…. for a ex-comedey writter i was sure u would get the humour… but tell me this where is the humour in ur remark… im still lookin for it…. ??? reminds me of the film…. http://www.openwatermovie.com

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