My plans now are to sit down after me lunch out and soak me feet get the old man to rub me ar se why me ar se cheeks hurt il never no but they are killing me
Must of been all the wobbling they did as i was walking 8)
well done sunny u did it…?? doin another one this wkend..??
my plans r hopefully weather permittin, paintin the fence got me chair sorted so don’t need to stand.. lol then do the sheds and sandpit… ohhh what a life… but this tues my best firend fae Australia arrives fir a wk, can’t wait so no doubt have to take her fir a ruby murry or 2 and karaoke a must lol…
well as said before their’s a begining and an End… what goes between you make urself, with the desissions we believe r right, i like many have choosen sum paths which were’nt fir me but i made them and had to ride the so called storm, now i wouldnt change anything that I have done or have to do, but now I make desissions with my head firstly..!! that make sense..?? ohh i do mi’ss me J’s lol
Being British is about driving a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer then on the way home grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab, to sit on a Swedish sofa and watch a American TV. Most of all , being suspicious of anything foreign… Oh and only in Britain can you get a pizza delivered to your home faster than an ambulance… Only in Britian do banks leave both doors open and chain pens to the counter, also supermarkets make sick people walk to the back of the store for perscriptions whilst healthy people get their cigs from the front. :lol:
thats being English Sian…. lol scots prefer chinkys n tend to drive folks roon the bend lol
but guid point in the ciggie counters lol
Has anyone thought that our phantom spammer might actually be Cath… :shock: :shock:
judge fasty: now caff just where were you all weekend?
caff: ‘I was ‘ere melud’
judge fasty: aha!!!! so you could be the phantom spammer?
caff: ‘doubt it melud’
judge fasty: so can you prove it wasnt you ?
caff: ‘yes i can melud’
judge fasty: so how do you intend to prove it?
caff: ‘by showin ya the fecking pictures me lud’
judge fasty: *leans over towards the defendant caff * an hisses, well show us the feckin pictures then!!!!!!
caff: ‘no’
Judge fasty: if you dont show us the pictures then we will all assume you have something to hide’
caff: ‘i do melud’
judge fasty: ‘so what are you hiding then. prove you are not the phantom spammer , show us the feckin pictures’
caff: ‘ok melud can i take that as an order?’
judge fasty: just get on wiv it woman!!!
caff: ok melud but you should know that you may not like it when you see the pics’
judge fasty: ‘oh yes? and why would that be *he says turnin a deeper shade of purple*
caff: ok melud you asked for it…… you know you said this weekend you couldnt remember leaving amsterdam?
judge fasty: well??? whats that got to do with it??? come on woman your’e really p/issin me off now!!!!!1
caff: well i remember , you came via my house and once we had sha/gged at least 5 times we sat curled up in bed wiv me laptop and you know exactly what i did or didnt do!!’
judge fasty’s head now explodes!!!!!!!!!!’ WHAT??? WHAT????? I WOUDNT TOUCH A FAT OLD COW LIKE YOU!!!!!!!
caff: *calmly , quietly , and with complete composure answers*……..
well thats about as fookin stupid you suggesting i could be the phantom spammer you coont!!!!!!!!!!! touche` methinks!!!!!!!!! :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :lol:
That show’s a pile of made up pish Mary! if you want to watch it from a debunkers viewpoint, tune into Ghosthunters or Ghosthunters International in Living Sky Ch. 112/114.
That’s a proper ghosthunting show. 8)
now GG i wid if i cud but i got poormans tv lol don’t get livin lol
ere it wiZ that borin i fell alseep watchin it lol.. but it wiZ so put on like panto.. ‘ did u hear that’ im like wot..?? sumthing breathed on me… yeah was the guy nxt to u lol yvette bring the tempt down ( their in a derlict buildin nae central heatin middle o the nite ) yeahs duhs its cold lol…
lmfao ricky not cookin but gordon gettin him to advertise the forgein foods lmfao omg especially the shot o voddy… like Australians whom call guid lookin folks spunks.. lol
Bulldog from Barlinnie, with a fondness for flutes and bands so long as they were orange in hue.
my neighbour soon to be ex neighbour as YEEEEE HAAAA the flat is up fir sale, many a run in ive had with them, their windaes wide open and the blaring of the UVF flutes bands etc, u’d honestly think the orange walk was ootside the hoose… and his son whom used secterian chants dailly… very sad indeed, then the final blow came when at every day of the new footy season he launch his orange flag up on his shed… this guy whom said was a Rangers fan but never went to a game… tw@ts the lot o them..