[AbitofMary_J]

@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

Durex in Australia is sellotape! :shock:

That could ruin your evening. :lol:

reminds me of a song…. ( lurpac tune)

We are the lads fae the durex mob
You can’t get a better bit of rubber on ur knob…
It stick to ur p rick like evo stick…
And u can’t get it aff in the mornin….. lol

[AbitofMary_J]

@kangawallafox wrote:

@abitofmary_j wrote:

long long time ago….. i can still remember….. lol in Australia… this drunk male twonk…. said in his loudest voice in pub…. here MJ id love to get into your knickers…. * i replied… listen hun, its ok ive already got 1 ar5ehole there i don’t wish another…. ‘ lol never been asked again my best reply as well lol

:oops: I’d like to apologise for my behaviour that night…I’m sorry MJ :)

lmfao @ Mart… ere u’d still b in school shorts when that happen… 1992/93

[AbitofMary_J]

ohhh wot time PP1….??? and any Disney questions for ikkle ole me..?? plz..?? only chance ive got of gettin points lol

[AbitofMary_J]

it was doreen i got wrang lol the sad sac lol ohhh those dungerees lol very flattering eh lol…. with yellow shirt lol

im hummin the tune now lol…. sumthing sumthing roses….. dum dee dum dee dummm… lol

[AbitofMary_J]

happy bday CraZy….. hope ur havin a fab day… x

[AbitofMary_J]

lol am sure u r hun… lol ere ive actually got fairly prudess the older ive got lol…..

[AbitofMary_J]

happy birthday craZy xxxx
a birthday verse just for u…… no fancy pictures… just words….

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Moneys’ tight….
Times are hard…
So here’s your furken Birthday Card…. xxx

now for a song……

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh why was she born sooooo beauitful…..
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh why was she born at alllllllllllllllll…………
She’s no furken use to anyone….
She’s no furken use at alllllllllllllllll……

lol JMMOG AINT i furken cheeky git lol happy bday have a fab day xxxx

[AbitofMary_J]

lol@ Galaxy its the raised eyebrows u recieve when u do get olde rlol

[AbitofMary_J]

lol… Rubes’ ohhhh the shame….!

[AbitofMary_J]

lol the likeness to Marty is soo near..!!1 lol

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