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lol vingar tits n big Bea…. and daft dawny lol and ole lizzie…. lol Vera…
mind when a pket of fags cost under £2…!!! inflation eh…!
last time i was in a niteclub, my feet were stickin to the carpets…. i was wadin my way thru loads of young people and gettin me ar5e felt as passin..?!!! got to the bar….. then order 2 drinks and was charged a fortune… i was like… ere last time i was ere it was a £1 a drink… only reason im back./…. to be told yeah my maw used to say that…!!!!!! then when i was goin to the loo ( more freq when ur older eh ) wadin thru the crowd… this wee voice pipes up…. * Auntie MJ wooo hoooo * my youngest godaughter and her cronneys…. all 18’s 19’s yr olds…. well… i was like shhhhhh just MJ…. she said, ur pass ur sell by date and stick oot like a sore thumb lol…. hense i didnae venture back to niteclubs… but my m8 still goes lol sad moo she’s 48… and is this 1st up on the dance flair and last aff..!!! its a rare site./..!! lol
half the young ladies also i noticed wud catch the death of cold with what their wearin..!!! lol
@soulie wrote:
my mum is on my msn, she msn mes when dinner is ready
lmfao…. wot r u like…!!! Rubes’ ive still to listen to ur pm lol goin to try and set it up on my maws pc 2day….. Jigs is she soundin like a Hookter chookter….??? real twang in her voice…?? lol and Rubes’ im sure ur sponsers would be miffed if u can’t give them a proper plug with their true name..!!! its Stewarts Cream of the Barley…!!! god i decanted that shyte into many a bottle of black bottle whiskey to get rid of the shyte lol but thats another story lol
ohhh back to the thread…. no to all… and no i didnae do the poll…..
good morninnnnnn good morninnnnn…. can u see the sun is shinning…. good morninnnnn good morninnnnnnn to U……….. x
gets her Thong ready’ to do battle…. * May the Best Thong win..* lol
slip on a top….. slap on a hat… slop on the sun lotion…. that it Marty..?? lol
ohhh i got a few canny mind how many…. i think i manage to copy n paste a lovely wee pic angel* sent me…. and i passed it on to 2 peeps…
ere i thought it was a game of chinese whipsers lol wot ya get told u add a ikkle onto it then pass it on….. as mine was goin to start Senga’s got loose knickers…. lol as she pm’d me 1st lol
glad i don’t eat bread.,…. i do mind pushin a died fly into a chocolate bar and sendin it back… lol got a free box of choc’s better not mention names eh lol… i also got a yrs supply of prawns offered to me after my kids got the shytes n sick fae eatin them lol… we declined… put me aff prawns…. now bread..!… MacD’s… we don’t go there after heard aboot the sperm mayo… lol… but if u knew what went beyond a kitchen in a restaurant wud put ya aff eatin goin oot… i mind oor heid chef when a steak got sent back… the dirtttyyy manky sod flung it on the ground and stood on it… then grogg’d on it… and flung it on the grill… then sent it back….. ohhh i sorry but i had to sQueal like a piggy and grass the dirtty sod up…. rank …! sick fukers oot there…
wb craZy… an bogeys to u lol… lmfao spy for MFI…. i normalyy say im away to MDF lol as in price watch spy or shop lifter spy ?? nosey sod me lol
thongs r to wedgie ur ar5e…. n flip flops to wedgie ur toes..! lol
here… Marty u still got that advert….. Slip, Slop…. Slap….
