American Woman

@KangaWallaFox wrote:

@American Woman wrote:

Where is the “Hell No” option? :twisted: :roll: :wink:

:lol: Bloody Yanks! No taste whatsoever! :wink:

:lol: Poor Australians, so delusional at times. :wink: :wink:

I am 50% Gay – lol
I am a happy, well adjusted hetero babe.

That sounds right.

Nobody – Nina Simone

But do you think that may have been his interpetation of what a woman was thinking when his heart was broken?

Dang – Now we’re getting deep. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Certainly – I have another night to myself and the my son is going down to sleep in about 40 minutes.

You Look Really Tan
:twisted: :wink:

I’m thinking that this self tanning crap kind of smells bad. :shock:

I’m Too Sexy – Right Said Fred :wink:

The first weekend in February –
Holy Crap – I’m overdue

When was the last time your favorite song was played in the car?

Friendly

Where is the “Hell No” option? :twisted: :roll: :wink:

@Squeezy wrote:

@American Woman wrote:

I have not met anybody – And most likely never will.

*American Woman hands out tissues to all those people who’s lives will never be touched by her company* :twisted:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Awww – shame….but y’know, if you’re ever in the country….give us a shout… :wink: :D :lol:

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@Rainbowbrite wrote:

@American Woman wrote:

I have not met anybody – And most likely never will.

*American Woman hands out tissues to all those people who’s lives will never be touched by her company* :twisted:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

if you live near Los Angeles or Las Vegas….You might have a visitor at your door in the Autumn. :wink:

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@*Sian* wrote:

@*GG* wrote:

@*Sian* wrote:

things you do whilst tipsy .. I dunno :lol:

And the things you say?! :lol: :wink:

I am sober young man!!! 8)

Oh pete here it goes…

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Total Control

By Geoff Anscombe

Do as I say and not as I do
I’ve taken complete control of you
Well and truly sucked you…

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Waking up to a clean house and my husband leaving early this morning to play golf. Whooo Hoooo! :roll:

Darling – You have no idea :wink:

Too get my thru the tough times I just laugh remembering the best Christmas ever when she drank too much wine and fell off the couch. I know it’s evil, but then again, I think she is to. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

I have not met anybody – And most likely never will.

*American Woman hands out tissues to all those people who’s lives will never be touched by her company* :twisted:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

@Tory Girl wrote:

Where did you get that picture of my mother-in-law having a rant!! LMAO :lol: :lol:

Don’t tell me we’re married to the same man ffs. Maybe, you’re married to that long lost European Brother he never mentioned. :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Well hun, if you ever loose your bee’s, I’ll send you the ones near me. I’ll use the beloved Fed-Ex and try to get them to you asap. I’m allergic to the fricken things to it’s really no problem. :lol: 8) :wink:

My living room – It gets the most light in the house and is very peaceful. I sit on my couch next to a huge window and read or knitt (yes, I knitt).