American Woman

*American Woman sits at the bar puzzled because she has no idea about the conversion rate for her Jager Bomb shot – She’s hoping that somebody will come and buy it for her, since she left her Stripper Heals at home :roll: *

Damn Woman – You’re Fine!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Can’t recall

When was the last time sombody gave you a compliment?

This guys an animal! :-$

This guy cracks me up! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Back Off! =; [-X

Currently, I’m thinking “why do things have to get so complicated”? #-o #-o

3-6 Cups of Coffee per day. Trust me – without my coffee I’d be leathal. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

I voted for respect because everything else should fall into place if you have that. If you think about it, if you respect somebody you wouldn’t betray their trust and hopefully if it’s mutual, they wouldn’t betray yours. I’m not really friends with people I can’t respect – so that’s that. Also, you’d realize that sex is important to keep that…[Read more]

I’ve been to more Christenings that I can count. Normally you’d wear something casual but nice. A nice pair of Khaki’s and a sweater perhaps. As for what to buy the baby, anything really. If you’re not Christian, you can get the baby an outfit or a little book or something. My son received sooooo many rosaries, children’s bibles, statues, e…[Read more]

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I can’t say I like any snakes – YICK

The person below me owns a Berry Manilow CD :-

I wish I had a better nights sleep 8-[

I’m thinking about what the hell I’m going to do today. :-k

I’m also thinking about how much I hate snow – Over 4 inches arrived last night and it’s starting again this morning – Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :x :x :x :x

I hope you all enjoyed my star for the weekend – But I’m back now, taking my star back :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

:-k

I’m not into the whole Photo Orgy thing. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

@alan snowman wrote:

pervs

Speaking from experience???? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :wink: :wink:

A week ago today :)

When was the last time you washed your car??? :roll:

Let’s see – You’ll never ever guess

American Woman By Lenny Kravitz