[American Woman]

Happy Birthday Mary – Have a wonderful day and don’t forget to blow out ALL the candles in 1 breath or wish doesn’t come true. :wink:

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@kangawallafox wrote:

I do! :D :D 8) I’m Hot! I’d f*ck me 8)

squeezy and AM: as if u’d f*cking vote for me

Awww Kanga – Of course we would vote for you, just look at the poll. You have one of the most extravagant egos on here – and we love ya for it :wink:

*American Woman hands Kanga a tissue and tells him that Crocodile Dundee wouldn’t be crying*

[American Woman]

Isn’t this supposed to be on the Jokes and Humorous Links thread?

*I did vote Kanga Man btw. I’m certain he won’t disagree* :wink:

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I personally like Madonna. I think she’s a strong woman and has stood the test of time in the entertainment industry. But I do not like the way she uses Catholicism’s symbols in order to promote her sexuality. If it’s not a big deal – then maybe she should use her religion (Kabbalah) as the statment and not disrespect symbols that we (Roman Catholic’s) hold dear.

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@rivet wrote:

and obviously Janie’s Got A Gun for American Woman.

Riv – You do know how scary that makes me sound, right? :wink:

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I would have loved to see G & R back in their prime – But from what I’ve heard, it’s just going to be axel and some others who I don’t know. Axel’s voice really isn’t what it used to be (never was all that great – but he still rocked). I think time has really taken it’s toll on him. But if you see them I hope it’s great.

[American Woman]

I went a little crazy on Amazon ordering some new music. :twisted:

[American Woman]

Artist: Sarah McLachlan
Song: Posession

Listen as the wind blows
From across the great divide
Voices trapped in yearning
Memories trapped in time
The night is my companion
And solitude my guide
Would I spend forever here,
and not be satisfied?

And I would be the one
To hold you down
Kiss you so hard
I’ll take you’re breath away
And after I’d
Wipe away the tears
Just close your eyes dear

Through this world I stumble
So many times betrayed
Trying to find an honest word
to find the truth enslaved
Oh, you speak to me in riddles
and you speak to me in rhymes
My body aches to breathe your breath
Your words keep me alive

And I would be the one
To hold you down
Kiss you so hard
I’ll take your breath away
And after I’d
wipe away the tears
Just close your eyes, dear

Into this night I wander
It’s morning that I dread
Another day of knowing of
The path I fear to tread
Oh, into the sea of waking dreams
I follow without pride
Cause’ nothing stands between us here
And I won’t be denied

And I would be the one
To hold you down
Kiss you so hard
I’ll take your breath away
And after I’d
Wipe away the tears
Just close your eyes dear
I’ll hold you down
Kiss you so hard
I’ll take your breath away
And after I’d
Wipe away the tears
Just close your eyes

[American Woman]

The Laxative one really cracked me up. And speaking from experience – it’s soooooo true. :lol: :lol:

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@robyn wrote:

The wiggles…riding in the big red caw…not “car” :lol: caw

Funny that I know exaclty what you’re talking about. :lol: They’re going to be on here in about about an hour. :shock: Those men freak me out. :?

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