anc

@sceptical guy wrote:

@jenndudess1 wrote:

I type as fast as I speak, so most of the time I just post a whole load of tripe.
But today, Ive got false nails on ….so typing is hard.

(so is wipeing my azz, falce nails and azz wiping…bad combination)

you not confusing long nails with long-winded???

There are some people who would pay good money…

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That means they gotta be deaded! :shock:

Gawd I am the odd-one out ‘again’ – 2 pairs high heels, two pairs ankle boots, two pairs trainers and two pairs flip-flops – 1 wardrobe! :?

Plus, I absolutely detest shopping!

Will ya stop moving around knitty – my personal pilot is going dizzy and the cornetto might melt fgs! :lol:

“Not sure about the science behind it all nor would I understand it” – me neither, however, if they are aware of these proceedings, surely they will check for needle-marks?! I dunno! :?

pmsl @ sweetie! Good one Martin! :lol:

@Terry wrote:

The best laugh I’ve had in a while….

Typical man! I mean you Terry btw! :lol:

Blimey ’tis hot – 10.03am and 29 in the shade – awaits an iggy!! :D

ok, ok – I have made it, but I am NOT cycling up that enormous moutain with all these cornetto’s in my back-pack! Gonna get off my bike and walk up to your castle (stomp, stomp) – hmmmm not sure how on earth I will get through that drawbridge without bribing the guards with the rest of them though! Wonder if there is an ice-cream van around for…[Read more]

Hmmmm just read in the DM – so, it gotta be true! – well, it is!……….that chinese swimmer that got gold, beating Becky Addlington, knocked off 5secs her PB and was faster than Ryan Lochte – the winner of the men’s in the last 50m?!!!!!

According to the DM – so, it gotta be true! – they re-oxygenise their blood before racing – this will NOT…[Read more]

Well, that was short and sweet Panda! As for Cosy’s……………………..!!! :lol:

Compeed is for feet, not a keyboard! :lol:

I suggest skep gets some compeed! :)

Deffo not a chav tyvm! :lol:

“As for me…I have male friends but I much prefer female company for strong friendships than male” – as Kenty said – me too, but, only in the last few years. When I was younger I preferred male friends, but in my case, they were after only one thing in the long run. Women, however, are much more stable as long-term friends, allbeit only a…[Read more]

PMSL at the pic knitty!

What tasks? :shock: eeeks! :o

@panda12 wrote:

@tinks wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@tinks wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@tinks wrote:

I wished they could have had Vangelis instead of the Royal Phili Orc playing Chariots of Fire………and Mr Bean……..he gets on my wick

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-7Vu7cqB20

I loved the Zola Budd trip in the Mr Bean running on the beach bit.

=; I just…

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yeah, last post this side of midnight anyway! :D

nah…………he’s coming to France with a cornetto! :lol:

@Nicey wrote:

@anc wrote:

That’s it now…………..donning a bicycle kit and going to join the Tour de France, a bit late, I agree, and cycle to Nicey’s – armed with cornetto’s to bribe her to give me the keyyyyyyyyyyyy! :lol:

I’m good thanks angel mwa mwa xxx

The key is well hidden anc … where no-one (man, woman or beast) would dare to tread…

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